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Hair Clinic

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Revision as of 13:22, February 9, 2022 by Krloz to (talk | contribs) (Products)
Hair Clinic
Hair Clinic.png
Location Information
District: Springfield Mall
Town: Springfield
Use: Sale of hair-regrowth products
Employees: Dr. H. Boyle
First appearance: "Simpson and Delilah"

The Hair Clinic is a clinic located in Springfield Mall which specializes in selling hair-regrowth products.

History

Homer purchased his hair growing tonic, Dimoxinil, at the clinic, which got him a promotion at work when Mr. Burns saw his full head of hair.

Products

  • Dimoxinil - Costs $1,000 and isn't covered under any health plan, which makes it unaffordable for a lot of people. However, the kit includes gravity boots, a scalp massager, and a Dimoxinil T-shirt.
  • Hair in a Drum - Costs $19.95 for a large jug, but is much less effective. It comes with a disclaimer that "any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental."

Appearances