The Unpossible World of Ralph Wiggum/Quotes

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Ralph Wiggum: Welcome, to inside my head.

Chief Wiggum: That's my boy!

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Ralph: [narration] I once tried to dig a hole to China but got lost.

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Ralph: [narration] My mommy told me about the little man who turns out the light in the refrigerator when I close the door.

Fridge man: You did wrong, Ralphie! Just for that, I'm makin' the bologna go bad.

Ralph: No! Please, not the bologna!

Ralph: [narration] He's kinda mean.

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Ralph: [narration] Once, I wanted to know if butterflies taste like butter or like flies.

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Ralph: [narration] If the groundhog dies, will it stay winter forever?

Kent Brockman: Throw away that suntan lotion, Springfield. The groundhog has seen the shadow. The shadow of the valley of death!

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Ralph: Time to put my brain to bed. Bye-bye!

Chief Wiggum: Actually, he favours his mother's side.