Wild Animal Planet Kingdom/Quotes

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Declan Desmond: Hello, I'm Declan Desmond. Today, I'm taking you to the untamed regions of North America. Welcome to... Wild Animal Planet Kingdom.

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Declan Desmond: Here we have the "Familius Simpsonius" in their natural habitat. The alpha male marks his territory as a sign of dominance.

Homer: Braaapp!

Marge: Homer!

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Declan Desmond: We're just in time to see the male devouring his prey. Note how his jaw dislocates to consume food three times his size! He then enters into a sedentary state. It will take hours, if not days, for his food to digest.

Homer: Marge! Can you get me a beer?

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Declan Desmond: Sometimes the herd needs to migrate in search of fresh grazing areas... ...leaving behind the sick and dying.

Grampa: What th--? Where'd everybody go?