Outside the Lines/Quotes

Quotes

Lisa: Thanks for driving us here, mom! I can't wait to read The Happy Little Elves XV: Curse of the Ogre Part Two!

Marge: I just hope you don't have nightmares! Those Little Elf feet give me the jeepers!

Bart: I bet the curse is that they're going to make you wait for he next book to find out what the curse is!

Homer: The bookstore again? Aw, we were just here last year!

Marge: I'm glad you found a hobby you enjoy, especially one that doesn't involve explosives. But it shouldn't take away from the other important things in your life!

Homer: But it makes me happy! Coloring is my life now!

Lisa: I know kids who got hooked on coloring! At first it was just a unicorn at lunch, or a butterfly during recess. Now they're knocking out whole books on the bus to school, and they don't feel a thing! Is that how you want to end up?!

Homer: No beer fo me, Moe. I'm trying to color this winding brook.

Barney Gumble: Have some of my beer, Homer!

Foxy: I found him your highness! He was loitering one page over!

Weasel King: I should throw you into the dungeon, but you colored it so poorly that you'd escape in no time! The window bars are barely filled in at all!

Homer: I was running low on gray!

Homer: Wow! Everyone was right! I was so obsessed with coloring that it took over my dreams! I have to throw this book away and find new things to do! Maybe there's some new food in the fridge I could try to eat...