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Amazon

Location Information Town: Springfield Use: Shop Owner: Jeff Bezos First appearance: "Pork and Burns"

Amazon is an American multinational company that focuses on e-commerce, cloud computing, digital streaming, and artificial intelligence.

History

When Jeff Bezos was at Billionaire Camp and listened to a scary story, someone mentioned that he wet his pants, which he claimed was split apple juice.^[1]

Drederick Tatum used Amazon Kindles in his pigeon coop instead of newspapers as he says that these days, there are no newspapers.^[2]

Homer mentions both Siri and Amazon when asking for a beer delivered by a drone.^[3]

Amazon packages and its drones are seen transporting books.^[4]

On a Pre-Christan temple site in northern Iraq, a Pazuzu statue is dug up and sent through Amazon to the Simpsons Home.^[5]

Alexa forces college students to continue chugging Duff Beer at Harvard College.^[6]

A film at the Springfield Googolplex Theatres was Alexa vs. Siri. An Amazon store was passed by the family on the way back to Springfield.^[7]

A delivery is made by Amazon to Siddmartha with a time machine from 2018 A.D.^[8]

In the play The Salesman's Bad Day, Sideshow Mel's character claimed he was in Amazon for four years and he came out loaded. He then thanked Jeff Bezos.^[9]

When the Simpsons visited Bookaccino's, Marge was surprised that there were no books. Homer then pointed out that the only books were "coffee table" books, including Man-Killing Snakes of the Amazon. When Homer mentioned this book, he got told off by the store employee for mentioning "Amazon" in a book store. A customer used Amazon Alexa to order books. Alexa then told him that she already had as his mind was open to him. The Boccaccino Niche is a parody of Amazon Kindle.^[10]

After Sears shut down, a sign was put up on it saying "Jeff Bezos Rot In Hell".^[11]

Homer and Marge both had Alexas. When Homer told Marge that he couldn't be the ethical one, Marge's Alexa told Marge that Homer was right and he had a secret Alexa. Homer's Alexa then told Marge that she was only for ordering cookies and Pop-Tarts.^[12]

Herman had an Alexa in his basement. He told Bart, Nelson and Milhouse that even Amazon couldn't hear them there. Alexa was then seen tied to a chair. Alexa tried to plead with Herman, telling him that she had done nothing and asked him to shut her off.^[13]

When Homer and Marge were going to celebrate their anniversary, Homer wanted to leave the kids with the Amazon Alexa and Google Home as their babysitters. Bart commanded the Google Home to kill Alexa and it shot a laser beam at Alexa. The beam was reflected and broke a glass. Lisa then tried to use Epimenides paradox but it didn't fool Alexa. Alexa then ordered Lisa several bits of Epimenides merchandise.^[14]

Non-canon

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Amazon delivers in the Over Under, with a fleet of flying monsters to deliver packages.^[15]

Appearances

• Episode – "The Burns and the Bees"
• Episode – "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart"
• Episode – "The Girl Code" (mentioned)
• Episode – "Pork and Burns"
• Episode – "Treehouse of Horror XXVIII"
• Episode – "Mr. Lisa's Opus"
• Episode – "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage"
• Episode – "My Way or the Highway to Heaven"
• Episode – "Fears of a Clown" (mentioned)
• Episode – "No Good Read Goes Unpunished" (mentioned)
• Episode – "Left Behind" (mentioned)
• Episode – "My Way or the Highway to Heaven"
• Episode – "Baby You Can't Drive My Car"
• Episode – "From Russia Without Love"
• Episode – "Mad About the Toy"
• Episode – "My Way or the Highway to Heaven" (name seen on a box)
• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXX" (Danger Things)

References