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*'''January 20th''': Head to Springfield's premier maximum-security weight loss spa where the workouts are as grueling as the food is gruel. | *'''January 20th''': Head to Springfield's premier maximum-security weight loss spa where the workouts are as grueling as the food is gruel. | ||
| − | ::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|New Year New You}} page! | + | ::If you want to hang with the Tab, you better bring a six-pack - and it better be ON your stomach and not IN your stomach. |
| + | :::At the Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center we put the fun in pharmaceutical research. We also put the shady ethics and iffy morals in there too. | ||
| + | ::::What has one beak, no thumbs, eight tentacles, and the ability to say "Polly is an abomination of nature"? The Octoparrot, of course! | ||
| + | :::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|New Year New You}} page! | ||
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Revision as of 12:14, February 1, 2021
- January 20th: Head to Springfield's premier maximum-security weight loss spa where the workouts are as grueling as the food is gruel.
- If you want to hang with the Tab, you better bring a six-pack - and it better be ON your stomach and not IN your stomach.
- At the Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center we put the fun in pharmaceutical research. We also put the shady ethics and iffy morals in there too.
- What has one beak, no thumbs, eight tentacles, and the ability to say "Polly is an abomination of nature"? The Octoparrot, of course!
- Find all about the newest event in the New Year New You page!
- What has one beak, no thumbs, eight tentacles, and the ability to say "Polly is an abomination of nature"? The Octoparrot, of course!
- At the Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center we put the fun in pharmaceutical research. We also put the shady ethics and iffy morals in there too.
- If you want to hang with the Tab, you better bring a six-pack - and it better be ON your stomach and not IN your stomach.
