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Ned Flanders' Top Forty

Comic Story information Released: Winter 1992 Comic series: Simpsons Illustrated Pages: 1

Ned Flanders' Top Forty is a list first printed in Simpsons Illustrated #4. The list was later reprinted in Simpsons Comics Simpsorama.

List

1. Family togetherness nights.
2. My "better half"... "the ol' ball 'n' chain. (Hee hee, just kiddin', Maude!)
3. Yellow ribbons on oak trees.
4. My new 4-wheel drive sport-utility tractor-mower.
5. Bob Hope specials.
6. Pants with just a skosh more room in the seat and tights.
7. The impassioned rhetoric of Reverend Lovejoy.
8. Halogen lighting.
9. Stick-to-itveness.
10. My new AduioCratic 48-disc CD player with fully uncontrollable no access random play.
11. Yellow ribbons on flagpoles.
12. Natural law.
13. Waiters who introduce themselves.
14. The Ice Capades.
15. The heady mixture of politics and religion.
16. Florence Henderson.
17. Cordless power tools.
18. Traditional American Family Values.
19. Feelin' groovy.
20. Those new super-tasty low-sodium snack foods.
21. Talking with "The Man Upstairs."
22. My new 64-inch drive-in screen TV.
23. Yellow ribbons on car antennas.
24. Theme restaurants.
25. The power of positive thinking.
26. That cozy way my jogging suit feels when it's fresh out of the dryer.
27. Quality time with Todd and Rod.
28. My new HeartAttacker-2000 deluxe StepMeister exerciser.
29. Dinner theatre.
30. The simple satisfaction of a job well done.
31. The jazzy song stylings of La Streisand.
32. Made-for-TV movies.
33. Maude's meatloaf.
34. Good ol' American know-how.
35. War movies with dance music soundtracks.
36. Reader's Digest's "Life in These United States."
37. My new WeedBeater cordless Weasel-Wackler.
38. Letting my inner-child out to play.
39. Yellow ribbons on high-voltage utility powers.
40. Spunk.