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:'''[[Krusty]]''': ...and that kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the 6000 silverware. | :'''[[Krusty]]''': ...and that kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the 6000 silverware. | ||
:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! It appears that local anchorman Kent Brockman has been detained in traffic! | :'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! It appears that local anchorman Kent Brockman has been detained in traffic! | ||
| − | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Hot diggety! I been waiting for that | + | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Hot diggety! I been waiting for that shmoe to screw up! |
:'''Sign''': Shortly | :'''Sign''': Shortly | ||
| − | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey, hey this is Krusty the clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... and now, the news. Springfield | + | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey, hey this is Krusty the clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... and now, the news. Springfield residents should be on the alert for sudden and tragic tornadoes during the next week, huh. Tornado season? That really blows! Get it? This is all improvised! By the way! Come on, people! Give me something to work with here! Is this mic on! Helllllo! Clown at work! Some laughs would be nice! Is this an audience or a funeral? So, I'm fired right? |
:'''Stage manager''': Absolutely. | :'''Stage manager''': Absolutely. | ||
| − | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey, it wasn't my fault! That material stunk up the | + | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey, it wasn't my fault! That material stunk up the joint! |
:'''Stage manager''': Please, wash the blazer before returning it. | :'''Stage manager''': Please, wash the blazer before returning it. | ||
:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! Scott Hamilton has spraned his ankle and won't be abled to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening! | :'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': Krusty! Scott Hamilton has spraned his ankle and won't be abled to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening! | ||
| − | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Holy | + | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Holy cannoli! I've been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up. |
Revision as of 15:31, March 26, 2020
- Kent Brockman: This just in up yours, buddy!
- Krusty: ...and that kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the 6000 silverware.
- Sideshow Mel: Krusty! It appears that local anchorman Kent Brockman has been detained in traffic!
- Krusty: Hot diggety! I been waiting for that shmoe to screw up!
- Sign: Shortly
- Krusty: Hey, hey this is Krusty the clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... and now, the news. Springfield residents should be on the alert for sudden and tragic tornadoes during the next week, huh. Tornado season? That really blows! Get it? This is all improvised! By the way! Come on, people! Give me something to work with here! Is this mic on! Helllllo! Clown at work! Some laughs would be nice! Is this an audience or a funeral? So, I'm fired right?
- Stage manager: Absolutely.
- Krusty: Hey, it wasn't my fault! That material stunk up the joint!
- Stage manager: Please, wash the blazer before returning it.
- Sideshow Mel: Krusty! Scott Hamilton has spraned his ankle and won't be abled to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!
- Krusty: Holy cannoli! I've been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up.
