Difference between revisions of "The Pacifier/Quotes"

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Lisa: What a little baby you are!

Bart: Don't you have any self respect?

Lisa: You don't see us go around sucking on... pacifiers.

Bart: It's time to grow up, you little runt.

[Bart pulls Maggie's pacifier out of her mouth, Maggie leaves into the bedroom to get a new pacifier then Maggie puts her new pacifier in her mouth and sucks on it.]

Bart: What?!

Lisa: Another pacifier?

Bart: You are a depraved little infant!

Lisa: We're just trying to help you!

Bart: Yeah... Help you!

[Bart pulls Maggie's pacifier again and they play catch with Maggie's pacifier. Maggie bites Bart's leg and catches her pacifier in her mouth.]

Bart: YOW!

Lisa: Hey Maggie, look!

[Bart removes Maggie's pacifier and tries to cover her pacifier up with hot sauce.]

Bart: Quick, the hot sauce.

[Bart puts Maggie's pacifier back in her mouth and the alarm blows. Maggie covers it in hot sauce then puts it back in her mouth.]

Bart: You can have your pacifier.

Lisa: See if we care.

Bart: We don't need pacifiers.

Lisa: We're big.

Bart: We watch TV.

Lisa: We're mature.

[Maggie takes those pacifiers to Bart and Lisa.]

Bart: What? For us?

Lisa: Are you kidding?

Bart: No way, man!

[Lisa puts her pacifier in her mouth.]

Lisa: Not bad!

[Bart puts his pacifier in his mouth.]

Bart: Not bad at all!

[Bart puts his pacifier back in his mouth.]