Difference between revisions of "Midnight Towboy/Quotes"
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| − | Bart: We can say these swears any time we want because | + | Bart: We can say these swears any time we want because they're in the Bible! |
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| − | Milhouse: I | + | Milhouse: I don't think "Leviticus" is a swear. |
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Bart: Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore! | Bart: Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore! | ||
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Homer: When you married a man who would years later, without warning, become a tow-truck driver, you knew what the deal would eventually be. | Homer: When you married a man who would years later, without warning, become a tow-truck driver, you knew what the deal would eventually be. | ||
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Carl: It sure is nice not having Homer around to tell us where we can and can't park. | Carl: It sure is nice not having Homer around to tell us where we can and can't park. | ||
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Lenny: Yeah. Without the crushing rule of law, society will do a better job of regulating itself. | Lenny: Yeah. Without the crushing rule of law, society will do a better job of regulating itself. | ||
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Bed Time Krusty Doll: Don't let the bed bugs bite! Krusty's anti-bed bug spray sold separately; may contain poison. | Bed Time Krusty Doll: Don't let the bed bugs bite! Krusty's anti-bed bug spray sold separately; may contain poison. | ||
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| − | (Homer celebrates his new job, while at | + | (Homer celebrates his new job, while at Moe's.) |
| − | <br | + | <br>Homer: I've got tow dough I'm lookin' to blow, Moe. |
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(Homer spreads some money on the bar.) | (Homer spreads some money on the bar.) | ||
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Moe: Huh? | Moe: Huh? | ||
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| − | Homer: | + | Homer: I'm buying a round of the fanciest drink you got. |
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| − | Moe: Four Lobster-politans | + | Moe: Four Lobster-politans comin' up. |
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Ned Flanders: Top of the mornin', Tow-mer. | Ned Flanders: Top of the mornin', Tow-mer. | ||
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Homer: It's Homer, idiot. | Homer: It's Homer, idiot. | ||
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Ned Flanders: (Chuckles) So it is. I'm just here to pay the fine for the Sunday School bus. You towed it with the kids still in it. | Ned Flanders: (Chuckles) So it is. I'm just here to pay the fine for the Sunday School bus. You towed it with the kids still in it. | ||
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Homer: (Chuckles) I guess I'm more powerful than God now. | Homer: (Chuckles) I guess I'm more powerful than God now. | ||
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Ned Flanders: You know what they say: "With great power comes great responsibility." | Ned Flanders: You know what they say: "With great power comes great responsibility." | ||
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Homer: Who said that?! I'll kill them with my power! | Homer: Who said that?! I'll kill them with my power! | ||
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| − | Marge: Bart, | + | Marge: Bart, I'm starting to worry about your father. |
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| − | Bart: Well, I know he seems to get dumber every year, but lately | + | Bart: Well, I know he seems to get dumber every year, but lately he's plateaued. |
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(Maggie is using scissors to cut a bit of her hair off and put it in a scrapbook) | (Maggie is using scissors to cut a bit of her hair off and put it in a scrapbook) | ||
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Homer: What the....spilt milk! (starts crying) | Homer: What the....spilt milk! (starts crying) | ||
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(Marge, Bart and Lisa all look at Homer) | (Marge, Bart and Lisa all look at Homer) | ||
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(Bart uses an exact-o knife to extract the word "whore" from the Bible and he pins it up on his bulletin board along with a few others.)
Bart: We can say these swears any time we want because they're in the Bible!
Milhouse: I don't think "Leviticus" is a swear.
Bart: Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore!
Homer: When you married a man who would years later, without warning, become a tow-truck driver, you knew what the deal would eventually be.
Carl: It sure is nice not having Homer around to tell us where we can and can't park.
Lenny: Yeah. Without the crushing rule of law, society will do a better job of regulating itself.
Bed Time Krusty Doll: Don't let the bed bugs bite! Krusty's anti-bed bug spray sold separately; may contain poison.
(Homer celebrates his new job, while at Moe's.)
Homer: I've got tow dough I'm lookin' to blow, Moe.
(Homer spreads some money on the bar.)
Moe: Huh?
Homer: I'm buying a round of the fanciest drink you got.
Moe: Four Lobster-politans comin' up.
Ned Flanders: Top of the mornin', Tow-mer.
Homer: It's Homer, idiot.
Ned Flanders: (Chuckles) So it is. I'm just here to pay the fine for the Sunday School bus. You towed it with the kids still in it.
Homer: (Chuckles) I guess I'm more powerful than God now.
Ned Flanders: You know what they say: "With great power comes great responsibility."
Homer: Who said that?! I'll kill them with my power!
Marge: Bart, I'm starting to worry about your father.
Bart: Well, I know he seems to get dumber every year, but lately he's plateaued.
(Maggie is using scissors to cut a bit of her hair off and put it in a scrapbook)
Marge: Oh, Maggie is getting so independent at least you still need me sack of potatoes. (starts to cry)
(Homer drops a glass bottle of milk)
Homer: What the....spilt milk! (starts crying)
(Marge, Bart and Lisa all look at Homer)
Homer: (sobbing) All over the floor!
