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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} [[Smithers]] probably selected me because of my ability to motivate people. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I am around. | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} [[Smithers]] probably selected me because of my ability to motivate people. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I am around. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Good Lord, Smithers! You look | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious! I thought I ordered you to take a vacation. |
{{qf|Homer}} Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I am his replacement, Homer Simpson. | {{qf|Homer}} Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I am his replacement, Homer Simpson. | ||
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Simpson, eh? Very well, I will have my lunch. A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg. | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Simpson, eh? Very well, I will have my lunch. A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg. | ||
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- Mr. Burns: You call this a super computer!
- Homer: Smithers probably selected me because of my ability to motivate people. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I am around.
- Mr. Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious! I thought I ordered you to take a vacation.
- Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I am his replacement, Homer Simpson.
- Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? Very well, I will have my lunch. A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg.
- Homer: But I think the dodo went extinct...
- Mr. Burns: [interrupting] Get going! And after that install a computer system, and rotate my office so the window faces the hills!
- Mr. Burns: Homer, you have done more for me than any man ever could. Your brutal attack forced me to do things for myself. I realized being waited on hand and foot is OK for your average Joe, but not for me.
