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'''Henry VIII''' was the King of England and Ireland.
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'''Santa's Village''' is a Christmas-themed amusement park in [[Springfield]]. Despite that, the park is open all year. Santa's Village boast real-life reindeer as its main attraction. It is closed on [[Christmas]].
  
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King Henry VIII desperately wanted a son to be his heir. He spoke about this to his wife, [[Margarine of Aragon]], in front of the royal court. That night, Henry VIII dreamed of [[Prince Bart]], the son he wanted. One day at court, Henry VIII met [[Anne Boleyn]], who told him that she had child-bearing hips. After a trip to a [[marriage counselor]], Henry VIII decided to get a divorce from Margarine to marry Anne Boleyn in an attempt to have a son. However, Sir [[Thomas More]], the lord chancellor, told him that the church wouldn't allow that. So, Henry VIII decided to make his own church that would allow it.
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When "[[Homer]]" owed the "[[Mafia]]" money they filmed "[[Lemony Lickit's a Series of Horny Events]]" in his house and got tickets from "[[Moe]]" because he knows a guy who turns the dead sleigh horses into Jerky and sells them to bars. Homer sent "[[Marge]]", "[[Bart]]" and "[[Lisa]]" .At Santa's Village because it's August the reindeer were hot and uncomfterable. When Bart talked to a Santa he was reading Tom Clancy's Op Center and said "Well Santa got some bad medical news".
  
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After getting a divorce, and losing control of Ireland in the process, Henry VIII got married to Anne Boleyn and had sex on the floor of the church with her. Nine months later, Anne Boleyn had a daughter so Henry VIII had her executed. Later, he met [[Jane Seymour]] and got married to her. However, after hearing her voice he also had her executed. Henry VIII then went through at least two other wives before getting married to [[Anne of Cleves]] for her track record of producing sons. He then soon had her executed too...
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Later he was in an ambulance and Bart asked why did they pull the blanket all the way up to his head. Marge, Bart and Lisa met a Frosty the Snowman actor who lost his hat. On the way back Lisa had a rash where the reindeer licked her...
  
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Santa's Village is a Christmas-themed amusement park in Springfield. Despite that, the park is open all year. Santa's Village boast real-life reindeer as its main attraction. It is closed on Christmas.

When "Homer" owed the "Mafia" money they filmed "Lemony Lickit's a Series of Horny Events" in his house and got tickets from "Moe" because he knows a guy who turns the dead sleigh horses into Jerky and sells them to bars. Homer sent "Marge", "Bart" and "Lisa" .At Santa's Village because it's August the reindeer were hot and uncomfterable. When Bart talked to a Santa he was reading Tom Clancy's Op Center and said "Well Santa got some bad medical news".

Later he was in an ambulance and Bart asked why did they pull the blanket all the way up to his head. Marge, Bart and Lisa met a Frosty the Snowman actor who lost his hat. On the way back Lisa had a rash where the reindeer licked her...

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