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Revision as of 13:29, July 4, 2017
- Homer: I've got to stop oversleeping! And I've got to stop swinging by Moe's for a couple of drinks before work! And I've got to stop playing strip poker while I'm there!
- Homer: Woo-hoo! I did it! I'm using my imagination! C'mon, let's go set fire to the forest of enchanted vegetables!
- Bigfoot: Not now, Homer! Aren't you supposed to be imagining something else?
- Homer: That's right! You always keep me grounded, Bigfoot. To the Nuclear plant, Nessie!
- Nessie (thinking): I do all the flying and Bigfoot gets all the credit. Typical.
- Lenny: Homer! Are you okay?
- Homer: I guess so, buy my shirt is still stained, and now my donut is wet!
- Carl: Gosh; I don't see how thing could get any worse! In case you can't tell I'm being sarcastic. I bet things are going to get a whole lot worse.
- Homer: Hey, you got the torches ready! Let's go!
- Bigfoot: Not so fast, Homer. You still need to eat the second donut!
- Homer: Of course! Thanks, Bigfoot! Nessie, do me a favor and circle the block until I get back.
- Nessie: Ugh.
