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| − | :'''[[Bart]] & [[Marge]]''': Ahhh | + | :'''[[Bart]] & [[Marge]]''': Ahhh! |
:'''[[Homer]]''': Eeek! Cat girl! | :'''[[Homer]]''': Eeek! Cat girl! | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, guys it's me... | :'''[[Lisa]]''': No, guys it's me... | ||
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': I bought these masks. Here, Bart, I got you an Itchy. And candy for everyone! | :'''[[Lisa]]''': I bought these masks. Here, Bart, I got you an Itchy. And candy for everyone! | ||
:'''[[Marge]]''': You gave us quite a fright, Lisa. | :'''[[Marge]]''': You gave us quite a fright, Lisa. | ||
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''': Nonsense, Marge. I | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Nonsense, Marge. I recognized our little girl immediately. |
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:'''[[Janey]]''': So Bart, what part should we being reading first? The fall of Abyssinia? | :'''[[Janey]]''': So Bart, what part should we being reading first? The fall of Abyssinia? | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': Nah. Saw the movie. Victor Mature boy, what an actor! | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Nah. Saw the movie. Victor Mature, boy, what an actor! Read the comic, babe. Radioactive Man battles Suleiman. Time travel story. When Titan meets Turk. |
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:'''[[Janey]]''': We should work, Bart. This is important! | :'''[[Janey]]''': We should work, Bart. This is important! | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': Great art by Morty Mann before they switched inkers on him. | :'''[[Bart]]''': Great art by Morty Mann before they switched inkers on him. | ||
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:'''[[Bart]]''': So I told mom and dad that I ran away from the panther. But Lisa, that wasn't the truth. | :'''[[Bart]]''': So I told mom and dad that I ran away from the panther. But Lisa, that wasn't the truth. | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Why did you lie this time, Bart? | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Why did you lie this time, Bart? | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': While you were away, I learned something about us, sis. | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': While you were away, I learned something about us, sis. We're different. |
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Don't remind me. As much as I try to forget, I'll always be a Simpson. | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Don't remind me. As much as I try to forget, I'll always be a Simpson. | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': No, Lisa, you don't understand. We can't study... not with other people... only with each other. | :'''[[Bart]]''': No, Lisa, you don't understand. We can't study... not with other people... only with each other. | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''': But Bart, you don't study at all | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': But Bart, you don't study at all anyway! |
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': No, but if I did, and if I had to study with someone other than you, I'd | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': No, but if I did, and if I had to study with someone other than you, I'd change, Lisa. I'd transform. |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''': What are you saying, Bart? You might actually | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': What are you saying, Bart? You might actually learn something? |
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| − | :'''[[Edna]]''': Lisa, Milhouse has told me you've canceled three study sessions in a row | + | :'''[[Edna]]''': Lisa, Milhouse has told me you've canceled three study sessions in a row! You're in danger of flunking, young lady! A big fat f-eroonie! Is that what you want? You want to fail? Fail at life. Fail at love. Become one of the unwanted and-- |
| − | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': No, Mrs. Krabappel. I want to pass, it's just-- | |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''': No, Mrs. Krabappel. I | + | :'''[[Edna]]''': No justs, Lisa. Study tonight, or else! |
| − | :'''[[Edna]]''': No justs, Lisa. Study | ||
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:'''[[Marge]]''': I still say it's wrong. My special little guy caged up like an animal. | :'''[[Marge]]''': I still say it's wrong. My special little guy caged up like an animal. | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''': But mom. There' no other way of looking at it. Bart is an animal. | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': But mom. There's no other way of looking at it. Bart is an animal. |
| − | :'''[[Marge]]''': All Bart does now is snarl, eat, and sleep. | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': All Bart does now is snarl, eat, and sleep. It's just not right. |
:'''[[Homer]]''': Nonsense, Marge. That's all the young hellion did when he was human. | :'''[[Homer]]''': Nonsense, Marge. That's all the young hellion did when he was human. | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Good-bye, Bart. | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Good-bye, Bart. I'll come tomorrow with more giblets. |
:'''[[Bart]]''': Puurrr... | :'''[[Bart]]''': Puurrr... | ||
Revision as of 14:18, May 5, 2017
- Bart & Marge: Ahhh!
- Homer: Eeek! Cat girl!
- Lisa: No, guys it's me...
- Homer: Lisa!
- Lisa: I bought these masks. Here, Bart, I got you an Itchy. And candy for everyone!
- Marge: You gave us quite a fright, Lisa.
- Homer: Nonsense, Marge. I recognized our little girl immediately.
- Janey: So Bart, what part should we being reading first? The fall of Abyssinia?
- Bart: Nah. Saw the movie. Victor Mature, boy, what an actor! Read the comic, babe. Radioactive Man battles Suleiman. Time travel story. When Titan meets Turk.
- Janey: We should work, Bart. This is important!
- Bart: Great art by Morty Mann before they switched inkers on him.
- Bart: So I told mom and dad that I ran away from the panther. But Lisa, that wasn't the truth.
- Lisa: Why did you lie this time, Bart?
- Bart: While you were away, I learned something about us, sis. We're different.
- Lisa: Don't remind me. As much as I try to forget, I'll always be a Simpson.
- Bart: No, Lisa, you don't understand. We can't study... not with other people... only with each other.
- Lisa: But Bart, you don't study at all anyway!
- Bart: No, but if I did, and if I had to study with someone other than you, I'd change, Lisa. I'd transform.
- Lisa: What are you saying, Bart? You might actually learn something?
- Edna: Lisa, Milhouse has told me you've canceled three study sessions in a row! You're in danger of flunking, young lady! A big fat f-eroonie! Is that what you want? You want to fail? Fail at life. Fail at love. Become one of the unwanted and--
- Lisa: No, Mrs. Krabappel. I want to pass, it's just--
- Edna: No justs, Lisa. Study tonight, or else!
- Marge: I still say it's wrong. My special little guy caged up like an animal.
- Lisa: But mom. There's no other way of looking at it. Bart is an animal.
- Marge: All Bart does now is snarl, eat, and sleep. It's just not right.
- Homer: Nonsense, Marge. That's all the young hellion did when he was human.
- Lisa: Good-bye, Bart. I'll come tomorrow with more giblets.
- Bart: Puurrr...
