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Contents 1 Rules 2 How to nominate 3 Nominations 3.1 "Team Homer" 3.1.1 Support (0) 3.1.2 Neutral (0) 3.1.3 Oppose (1) 3.1.4 Comments 3.2 "Bart's Inner Child" 3.2.1 Support (0) 3.2.2 Neutral (0) 3.2.3 Oppose (1) 3.2.4 Comments 3.3 "White Christmas Blues" 3.3.1 Support (1) 3.3.2 Neutral (0) 3.3.3 Oppose (0) 3.3.4 Comments 3.4 "Burns' Heir" 3.4.1 Support (0) 3.4.2 Neutral (0) 3.4.3 Oppose (0) 3.4.4 Comments 3.5 "Paths of Glory" 3.5.1 Support (0) 3.5.2 Neutral (0) 3.5.3 Oppose (0) 3.5.4 Comments 3.6 "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"" 3.6.1 Support (0) 3.6.2 Neutral (0) 3.6.3 Oppose (0) 3.6.4 Comments 3.7 "Simpsorama" 3.7.1 Support (0) 3.7.2 Neutral (0) 3.7.3 Oppose (0) 3.7.4 Comments 3.8 "Sleeping with the Enemy" 3.8.1 Support (0) 3.8.2 Neutral (0) 3.8.3 Oppose (0) 3.8.4 Comments 3.9 "Pokey Mom" 3.9.1 Support (0) 3.9.2 Neutral (0) 3.9.3 Oppose (0) 3.9.4 Comments 3.10 "Treehouse of Horror XXI" 3.10.1 Support (0) 3.10.2 Neutral (0) 3.10.3 Oppose (0) 3.10.4 Comments

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
3. Quotes can be from all The Simpsons media except from Simpsons Comics and The Simpsons: Tapped Out; as they have their own portals in the wiki with their featured quotes.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

"Team Homer"

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!"

―Moe Syzlak^[src]

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"Bart's Inner Child"

"¡Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!"

―Brad Goodman

"I, er, can't commit to a relationship."

―Mayor Quimby

"I'm too nice!"

―Mr. Burns

"I have problems with--"

―Apu

"I'm always interrupting people!"

―Lenny^[src]

A Good quote.(I think we have too many nominations) / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 16:48, May 10, 2015 (EDT)

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1. Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- Mythigator (talk) 08:30, September 29, 2015 (EDT)

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"White Christmas Blues"

"We can't afford Christmas. And when you can't afford Christmas, you've failed as a family. That's what all the big stores say."

―Marge Simpson^[src]

A Christmas-themed quote for December. / Loco87 ^{( / Contribs)} 15:21, November 26, 2015 (EST)

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1. I'm a little 'eh' on it, but it is Christmas themed. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 12:05, November 30, 2015 (EST)

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• This one is saved 'til next December (December 2016). / Loco87 ^{( / Contribs)} 10:27, December 1, 2015 (EST)

"Burns' Heir"

"But my mom says I'm cool!"

―Milhouse Van Houten^[src]

A fun quote.. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 20:51, January 13, 2016 (EST)

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"Paths of Glory"

"Sour juice came out of my front tail."

―Ralph Wiggum^[src]

Ralph strikes again.. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 10:27, January 22, 2016 (EST)

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"Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish""

"Um, if anybody finds a grenade without a pin, that's mine."

―Iggy Wiggum^[src]

A Wiggum-ism. / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 13:47, May 24, 2016 (EDT)

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"Simpsorama"

"Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?"

―Lisa Simpson

"Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar."

―Professor Farnsworth

"But how did Bender get here?"

―Professor Frink

"With a time machine."

―Professor Farnsworth^[src]

Funny quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 14:09, July 4, 2016 (EDT)

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"Sleeping with the Enemy"

"He who 'haw haws' last, 'haw haws' best."

―Nelson Muntz^[src]

Funny quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 14:09, July 4, 2016 (EDT)

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"Pokey Mom"

"How did someone so sensitive end up here?"

―Marge

"Well, if you really got to know, I shot a guy named Apu."

―Jack Crowley

"Oh... well, you know, lots of people shoot Apu. It's just a $100 fine now."

―Marge^[src]

I like this quote. The Solar Dragon 13:57, October 7, 2016 (EDT)

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"Treehouse of Horror XXI"

"You have beautiful eyes."

―Edmund

"They're just dots in circles."

―Lisa^[src]

Funny quote. / Loco87 ^{( / Contribs)} 15:07, October 11, 2016 (EDT)

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