Difference between revisions of "The Debarted/Quotes"
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| − | + | :''[a rat crawls out of a trash can, Ralph comes out shortly after]'' | |
| − | + | :'''[[Ralph Wiggum]]:''' The rat symbolizes obviousness! | |
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| − | '''Bart''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Skinner's five steps ahead of me! I put a tack on his chair, he's corked his pants. I throw a tomato, he's making salad. |
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| − | '''Ralph Wiggum''' | + | :'''Ralph Wiggum:''' ''[about Donny]'' When he grows up, I want to be like me! |
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| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Unlike love, respect can't be bought. |
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| − | '''Lisa''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing. |
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| − | + | :''[after the Diet Coke and Mentos explosion]'' | |
| − | + | :'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]:''' Skinner! ''[pause]'' Skinner? | |
| − | '''Superintendent Chalmers''' | + | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' I'm alright, sir. |
| − | + | :'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' Don't ever scare me like that again. | |
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| − | '''Superintendent Chalmers''' | ||
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| − | '''Donny''' | + | :'''{{ap|Donny|The Debarted}}:''' Hey, Krabappel! Your name sounds like "Crabapple". Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you? |
| − | + | :'''[[Mrs. Krabappel]]:''' ''[sighs]'' Pretty much. | |
| − | '''Mrs. Krabappel''' | ||
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| − | '''Superintendent Chalmers''' | + | :'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' We're gonna put Bart Simpson away for a long, long time. |
| − | + | :'''Principal Skinner:''' By law, the most we can give him is a 10-day suspension. | |
| − | '''Principal Skinner''' | + | :'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' That's long to a kid. |
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| − | '''Superintendent Chalmers''' | ||
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| − | '''Homer''' [singing to the tune of Yes' "Owner of a Lonely Heart"] | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[singing to the tune of Yes' "Owner of a Lonely Heart"]'' Driver of a loaner car... |
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| − | '''Principal Skinner''' | + | :'''Principal Skinner:''' Sorry to plop, plop on your fizz, fizz. |
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- [a rat crawls out of a trash can, Ralph comes out shortly after]
- Ralph Wiggum: The rat symbolizes obviousness!
- Bart: Skinner's five steps ahead of me! I put a tack on his chair, he's corked his pants. I throw a tomato, he's making salad.
- Ralph Wiggum: [about Donny] When he grows up, I want to be like me!
- Homer: Unlike love, respect can't be bought.
- Lisa: I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing.
- [after the Diet Coke and Mentos explosion]
- Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner! [pause] Skinner?
- Principal Skinner: I'm alright, sir.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Don't ever scare me like that again.
- Donny: Hey, Krabappel! Your name sounds like "Crabapple". Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you?
- Mrs. Krabappel: [sighs] Pretty much.
- Superintendent Chalmers: We're gonna put Bart Simpson away for a long, long time.
- Principal Skinner: By law, the most we can give him is a 10-day suspension.
- Superintendent Chalmers: That's long to a kid.
- Homer: [singing to the tune of Yes' "Owner of a Lonely Heart"] Driver of a loaner car...
- Principal Skinner: Sorry to plop, plop on your fizz, fizz.
