Difference between revisions of "Burnsie's Belly Laughs!/Quotes"

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Mr. Burns: I've decided to promote some of my lower-level employees.

Waylon Smithers: Very good, sir.

Mr. Burns: Meet Manny Tar. He'll be our new head of production.

Manny Tar: Nice to meet you!

Waylon Smithers: You're a lower-level employee?

Manny Tar: Well... technically, the Dungeon Catacombs are the lowest level.

Waylon Smithers: I assume you're originally from Greece.

Manny Tar: Nope. I grew up in Springfield. I used to be a regular Joe! I started working at the plant right out of High School. Turns out all the radiation I was exposed to had "adverse effects."

Waylon Smithers: So you name is Manny Tar and you just happened to mutate into a minotaur?? That's quite a coincidence.

Manny Tar: I know right?!

Homer: Hey, Manny! I heard the radiation from this place turned you into a horrible monster. No offense.

Manny Tar: None taken! It's true! The shileding at my workstation was completely substandard. Thank goodness I got out when I did!

Homer: Heh, heh! Tough break! So where did you used to work?

Manny Tar: I was the safety inspector for sector 7-G!

Telephone: Ring! Ring!

Marge: Hello?

Homer: Hi, honey. I'm going to come home early I'm feel horney.

Marge: Homer J. Simpson, you are terrible! But I suppose we could sneak in a little "snuggle time" before the kids get home. Hee hee hee!

Homer: That's not what I meant.