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| + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Come on dad, why do I have to go see a psychologist? | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' The school is paying for five sessions and there's a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk. | ||
| + | :'''Chinese man:''' Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act. ''[puts Chinese hat on and begins speaking in a very stereotypical accent]'' "Hello Mr. Simpson! Come on in, sit down, drinkie drinkie! | ||
| + | :'''Chinese woman:''' Where [[Marge]]? She superlady! | ||
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| − | :'' | + | :''[Homer is drunk and half passed out in a dumpster]'' |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot. |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[outside]'' He's lying! |
| − | + | :'''Chinese man:''' Mr. Simpson, you frink too many scorpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet? | |
| − | :'''Chinese | + | :'''Chinese woman:''' Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay. |
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- [Bart goes to therapy]
- Bart: Come on dad, why do I have to go see a psychologist?
- Homer: The school is paying for five sessions and there's a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk.
- Chinese man: Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act. [puts Chinese hat on and begins speaking in a very stereotypical accent] "Hello Mr. Simpson! Come on in, sit down, drinkie drinkie!
- Chinese woman: Where Marge? She superlady!
- [Homer is drunk and half passed out in a dumpster]
- Bart: And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot.
- Homer: [outside] He's lying!
- Chinese man: Mr. Simpson, you frink too many scorpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?
- Chinese woman: Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay.
