Difference between revisions of "Treehouse of Horror IX/Quotes"
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:'''Snake''': I know you are, but what am I? | :'''Snake''': I know you are, but what am I? | ||
:'''Apu'''': (Snake grabs Apu and pushes him into the Squishee machine) No,no! Nooooooo! | :'''Apu'''': (Snake grabs Apu and pushes him into the Squishee machine) No,no! Nooooooo! | ||
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:'''[[Bart]]''': You've got to fight the hair, dad. | :'''[[Bart]]''': You've got to fight the hair, dad. | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': But I look so youthful and hunky. | :'''[[Homer]]''': But I look so youthful and hunky. | ||
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:I love you, son! | :I love you, son! | ||
:'''Bart''': I love you too, dad. | :'''Bart''': I love you too, dad. | ||
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:'''[[Bart]]''': ''(After changing Lisa and the TV screen into Red) Whoa! Cool! | :'''[[Bart]]''': ''(After changing Lisa and the TV screen into Red) Whoa! Cool! | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]''': ''(Holding the remote control) Bart,quit it! | :'''[[Lisa]]''': ''(Holding the remote control) Bart,quit it! | ||
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:'''[[Scratchy]]''': (To Bart and Lisa) Why are you laughing? | :'''[[Scratchy]]''': (To Bart and Lisa) Why are you laughing? | ||
:'''[[Itchy]]''': (To Scratchy) Hey, they're laughing at your pain. | :'''[[Itchy]]''': (To Scratchy) Hey, they're laughing at your pain. | ||
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- Apu: Ooh! Ooh-la-la, Simpson. What can I do for you and your new 'do?
- Snake (possessing Homer): You sent me to the chair.
- Apu: (gasps) Snake? But you're dead!
- Snake: I know you are, but what am I?
- Apu': (Snake grabs Apu and pushes him into the Squishee machine) No,no! Nooooooo!
- Bart: You've got to fight the hair, dad.
- Homer: But I look so youthful and hunky.
- Snake: (possessing Homer) The kid's gotta die.
- Homer: But I love my son.
- Snake: More than a lush head of hair?
- Homer: Don't make me choose! (Snake laughs) No!
- (Homer tears Snake's hair off of his head and discards it)
- I love you, son!
- Bart: I love you too, dad.
- Bart: (After changing Lisa and the TV screen into Red) Whoa! Cool!
- Lisa: (Holding the remote control) Bart,quit it!
- Scratchy: (To Bart and Lisa) Why are you laughing?
- Itchy: (To Scratchy) Hey, they're laughing at your pain.
- Scratchy: (Reattaches his head to his body) That's mean.
- Itchy: Let's teach'em a lesson. (Shaking Scratchy's hand)
- Bart: (An axe throws at the top of Bart's head) A cartoon axe! I love it! (Blood drips into his forehead he and Lisa screams)
