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Sepulveda: Whoo! Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever! And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard!

Jewel on her palm begins to flash

Sepulveda: No! Not yet! I'm only 25!

A large man hauls Sepulveda away

Sepulveda: {grunts}

Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage

Cienega: What up chew-toys? Cienega here tightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh monkeys.

Marge: Did you really have to handcuff the children?

Sheriff: No, ma'am, I did not.

Marge: You seemed so understanding before. What happened to "Boys will be boys"?

Sheriff: You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass.

Judge: Well, looks like you folks are free to go, but don't you set foot in the state of Flordia again.

Homer: Fine. There are plenty of other states that are happy to have us.

(Changes scenes. The Simpsons are looking at a map of the USA with X's on most states.)

Marge: Well, we're still welcome in North Dakota and Arizona.

Homer: Arizona smells funny.

Marge: (Groans and crosses it off)

Lisa: North Dakota, here we come!

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