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The Monorail Song is sung during The Simpsons episode Marge vs the Monorail. This song is near the end of the first act and sung during a town meeting when trying to discuss what to do with some money the town got from Mr. Burns.
Trivia
Lyle Lanley is the only character voiced by Phil Hartman that started a song and dance number on the show.
Lyrics
[spoken fast and in a chant] Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! ... What'd I say? Ned Flanders: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? Patty & Selma: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: That's right Monorail! [crowd chants 'Monorail' softly and rhythmically] Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud... Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu Friend. Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs? Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs. Abe Simpson: Were you sent here by the devil? [just some foreshadowing by the writers, editor] Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level. Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice... Throw up your hands and raise your voice! [sung] All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: Once again... All: Monorail! [spoken] Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... Bart: Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken! [sung] All: Monorail (Repeat 4 times) Homer: Mono... D'oh!
