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:'''Moe''': Phone call for Al. Al Caholic. Is there an Al Caholic here? | :'''Moe''': Phone call for Al. Al Caholic. Is there an Al Caholic here? | ||
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| + | :'''Marge''': The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hog-tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right. | ||
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| + | :'''Ms. Botz''': You're going to watch this tape, and you're going to do what I say or I'm going to do something to you. And I don't know what that is because everyone has always done what I say! | ||
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| + | :'''Ms. Botz''': Your parents left me this for you to watch. ''[holds up The Happy Little Elves] '' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': Oh, boy! The Happy Little Elves! | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Look, lady. We've seen the Crappy Little Elves a million times. Can't we watch something else? | ||
| + | :'''Ms. Botz''': Look, kid. You're going to do what I say or I'm going to do something to you. And I don't know what that is because everyone has always done what I say! | ||
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| + | :'''Homer''': They all look so tasty, but I think I'll eat that one right there. | ||
| + | :'''Maitre D'''': Why don't you pick one that's a little more frisky, sir? | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Why? | ||
| + | :'''Maitre D'''': Well, when you choose one that's floating upside down, it somewhat defeats the purpose of selecting a live lobster. | ||
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- [Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern]
- Moe: Moe's Tavern.
- Bart: Is Oliver there?
- Moe: Who?
- Bart: Oliver Klozoff.
- Moe: Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff!
- [Bart and Lisa bust out in laughter. Marge picks up the phone]
- Moe: Listen, you nosey bum. If I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!
- Marge: Goodness! Must be a crossed wire.
- [Marge picks up the phone again and dials the babysitting service]
- Receptionist: Rubber Baby Buggie Bumper Babysitting Service.
- Marge: This is Marge Simpson, I'd like a babysitter for the evening.
- Receptionist: Wait a minute. The Simpsons?
- [Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, Lisa and Maggie, with the words "NO! NO! NO!" on it.]
- Receptionist: Lady you've got to be kidding!
- [Receptionist slams the phone and continues writing, phone rings seconds later]
- Receptionist: Rubber baby buggie bumper babysitting service.
- Homer: Hello, this is Mr. Ssssamson.
- Receptionist: Did your wife just call a second ago?
- Homer: No, I said Samson, not Simpson.
- Receptionist: Thank God! Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages! Especially that big ape father.
- Homer: [angrily] D'oh! Actually the Simpsons are neighbors of ours and we found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
- Moe: Phone call for Al. Al Caholic. Is there an Al Caholic here?
- Marge: The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hog-tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.
- Ms. Botz: You're going to watch this tape, and you're going to do what I say or I'm going to do something to you. And I don't know what that is because everyone has always done what I say!
- Ms. Botz: Your parents left me this for you to watch. [holds up The Happy Little Elves]
- Lisa: Oh, boy! The Happy Little Elves!
- Bart: Look, lady. We've seen the Crappy Little Elves a million times. Can't we watch something else?
- Ms. Botz: Look, kid. You're going to do what I say or I'm going to do something to you. And I don't know what that is because everyone has always done what I say!
- Homer: They all look so tasty, but I think I'll eat that one right there.
- Maitre D': Why don't you pick one that's a little more frisky, sir?
- Homer: Why?
- Maitre D': Well, when you choose one that's floating upside down, it somewhat defeats the purpose of selecting a live lobster.
- [Marge and Homer finish watching Homer’s interview about the "Baby-sitter Bandit" on the news.]
- Homer: Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright.
- Marge: Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.
