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| − | :'''Homer''' [when he goes careening off the bridge]: AHHHH! WHY DID I BRING THE BABY AND THE DOG TO THE POISON STORRRRREEEE!!? | + | :'''[[Homer]]''' [when he goes careening off the bridge]: AHHHH! WHY DID I BRING THE BABY AND THE DOG TO THE POISON STORRRRREEEE!!? |
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| − | :'''Kent Brockman''': Today, Springfield will experience a rare total eclipse of the sun. A solar eclipse is like a woman breast-feeding in a restaurant. It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it. We recommend using a homemade "camera obscura", fashioned from an ordinary shoebox and paper towel tube. (reaches under his desk and pulls out an unmade camera obscura) (fuming) This... was supposed to be pre-made. Fine, I'll do it myself. Where's the end of the frickin' tape?! Forget it! We'll do it next week! | + | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Today, [[Springfield]] will experience a rare total eclipse of the sun. A solar eclipse is like a woman breast-feeding in a restaurant. It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it. We recommend using a homemade "camera obscura", fashioned from an ordinary shoebox and paper towel tube. (reaches under his desk and pulls out an unmade camera obscura) (fuming) This... was supposed to be pre-made. Fine, I'll do it myself. Where's the end of the frickin' tape?! Forget it! We'll do it next week! |
:'''Cameraman''': (off-screen) The eclipse is today. | :'''Cameraman''': (off-screen) The eclipse is today. | ||
:'''Kent Brockman''': (shouting) There's an eclipse when I say there's an eclipse! | :'''Kent Brockman''': (shouting) There's an eclipse when I say there's an eclipse! | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''' [to Maggie when he places her on the steps of a covent]: Now I need to leave you where you'll be safe: Under the watchful eyes of God. And I'll be watching you too, in case God's busy making tornadoes or not existing. | + | :'''Homer''' [to [[Maggie]] when he places her on the steps of a covent]: Now I need to leave you where you'll be safe: Under the watchful eyes of [[God]]. And I'll be watching you too, in case God's busy making tornadoes or not existing. |
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:'''Nun''': (singing to a group of babies) If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin! If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin! | :'''Nun''': (singing to a group of babies) If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin! If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin! | ||
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| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': Well well, if it isn't the Tardy Boys and Nancy Clueless! | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Well well, if it isn't the [[Tardy Boys]] and [[Nancy Clueless]]! |
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{{Season 20 Q}} | {{Season 20 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 14:42, September 14, 2011
- Homer [when he goes careening off the bridge]: AHHHH! WHY DID I BRING THE BABY AND THE DOG TO THE POISON STORRRRREEEE!!?
- Kent Brockman: Today, Springfield will experience a rare total eclipse of the sun. A solar eclipse is like a woman breast-feeding in a restaurant. It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it. We recommend using a homemade "camera obscura", fashioned from an ordinary shoebox and paper towel tube. (reaches under his desk and pulls out an unmade camera obscura) (fuming) This... was supposed to be pre-made. Fine, I'll do it myself. Where's the end of the frickin' tape?! Forget it! We'll do it next week!
- Cameraman: (off-screen) The eclipse is today.
- Kent Brockman: (shouting) There's an eclipse when I say there's an eclipse!
- Homer [to Maggie when he places her on the steps of a covent]: Now I need to leave you where you'll be safe: Under the watchful eyes of God. And I'll be watching you too, in case God's busy making tornadoes or not existing.
- Nun: (singing to a group of babies) If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin! If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin!
- Mr. Burns: Well well, if it isn't the Tardy Boys and Nancy Clueless!
