Difference between revisions of "Bart After Dark/Quotes"

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Bart, Homer and Lisa are watching Itchy and Scratchy when it is interuptted by a news flash.

Kent Brockman: A massive tanker has run-aground on the central coast-line, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.

Lisa: (Gasp) Oh no!

Homer: It'll be okay honey, there's where that came from.

Marge is giving Homer instructions before she and Lisa leave.

Marge: The furnace has been leaking a lot of carbon-monoxide latly, so leave the windows open.

Homer: (Interupting) Cat in the furnace. Got it.

Marge: On second thought, we'll take Maggie with us. If anything goes wrong just use your best, um, just do what I would do.