Difference between revisions of "Radio Bart/Quotes"
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:''[Looking for a snack, [[Homer]] finds several containers of [[wikipedia:Neapolitan ice cream|Neapolitan ice cream]] in the freezer.]'' | :''[Looking for a snack, [[Homer]] finds several containers of [[wikipedia:Neapolitan ice cream|Neapolitan ice cream]] in the freezer.]'' | ||
:'''Homer''': ''[in anticipation]'' "Mmmm ... chocolate!" | :'''Homer''': ''[in anticipation]'' "Mmmm ... chocolate!" | ||
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:''[Bart plays his first prank with the [[Superstar Celebrity Microphone]]. The victim is [[Homer]].]'' | :''[Bart plays his first prank with the [[Superstar Celebrity Microphone]]. The victim is [[Homer]].]'' | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[on radio]'' "People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. We have captured your President. He was delicious!" | :'''[[Bart]]''': ''[on radio]'' "People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. We have captured your President. He was delicious!" | ||
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:''[Bart and his microphone strike again. This time the victims are [[Rod]] and [[Todd]] Flanders.]'' | :''[Bart and his microphone strike again. This time the victims are [[Rod]] and [[Todd]] Flanders.]'' | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[on radio]'' "Rod! Todd! This is God!" | :'''[[Bart]]''': ''[on radio]'' "Rod! Todd! This is God!" | ||
:'''Rod''': "How did you get on the radio?" | :'''Rod''': "How did you get on the radio?" | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': "Whaddya mean, ' | + | :'''Bart''': "Whaddya mean, 'How did I get on the radio?' I created the universe! Stupid kid." |
:''[Rod and Todd quickly fall to their kness and clasp their hands.]'' | :''[Rod and Todd quickly fall to their kness and clasp their hands.]'' | ||
:'''Todd''': "Forgive my brother, we believe you!" | :'''Todd''': "Forgive my brother, we believe you!" | ||
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| − | + | :''[After hearing [[Timmy O'Toole]]'s voice in the well, [[Groundskeeper Willie]] leaps onto his tractor and drives to town for help.]'' | |
| − | :''[After hearing [[Timmy O'Toole]]'s voice in the well, [[Groundskeeper Willie]] leaps onto his tractor and drives to town for help.] | ||
:'''Willie''': ''[cutting several cars off]'' "Outta my way! Look out, ya horse’s ass!" | :'''Willie''': ''[cutting several cars off]'' "Outta my way! Look out, ya horse’s ass!" | ||
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:''[In an interview with [[Kent Brockman]], [[Krusty the Clown]] tells the story of the making of "[[We're Sending Our Love Down the Well]]."]'' | :''[In an interview with [[Kent Brockman]], [[Krusty the Clown]] tells the story of the making of "[[We're Sending Our Love Down the Well]]."]'' | ||
| − | :'''Krusty''': "I called my good friend [[Sting (character)|Sting]]. | + | :'''Krusty''': "I called my good friend [[Sting (character)|Sting]]. He said, 'Krusty, when do you need me?' I said, 'Thursday.' He said, 'I'm busy Thursday.' I said, 'What about Friday?' He said, 'Friday's worse than Thursday.' Then '''he''' said, 'How about Saturday?' I said, 'Fine.' True story!" |
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:''[After falling into the well, [[Bart]] confesses his prank to [[Springfield Police]] officers [[Lou]] and [[Eddie]].]'' | :''[After falling into the well, [[Bart]] confesses his prank to [[Springfield Police]] officers [[Lou]] and [[Eddie]].]'' | ||
:'''Bart''': "Look, I'll level with you. There is no Timmy 'O Toole. It was just a prank I was playing on everybody." | :'''Bart''': "Look, I'll level with you. There is no Timmy 'O Toole. It was just a prank I was playing on everybody." | ||
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:''[On [[Channel 6 News]], [[Kent Brockman]] interviews [[Homer]] and [[Marge]] about [[Bart]]'s being stuck in the well.]'' | :''[On [[Channel 6 News]], [[Kent Brockman]] interviews [[Homer]] and [[Marge]] about [[Bart]]'s being stuck in the well.]'' | ||
:'''Kent''': "The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents." | :'''Kent''': "The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents." | ||
:'''Homer''': "It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!" | :'''Homer''': "It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!" | ||
:'''Marge''': ''[indignantly]'' "Homer!!!" | :'''Marge''': ''[indignantly]'' "Homer!!!" | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': " | + | :'''Homer''': "Uh ... Could you edit that last part out?" |
| − | :'''Kent''': "Mr. Simpson, we're live coast to coast!" | + | :'''Kent''': "Mr. Simpson, we're live, coast-to-coast!" |
:'''Homer''': "D'oh!" | :'''Homer''': "D'oh!" | ||
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:''[Led by [[Homer]], a group of townspeople work to dig [[Bart]] out of the well after the city of [[Springfield]] refuses to help.]'' | :''[Led by [[Homer]], a group of townspeople work to dig [[Bart]] out of the well after the city of [[Springfield]] refuses to help.]'' | ||
:'''[[Barney]]''': "Hey! A dead bird!" | :'''[[Barney]]''': "Hey! A dead bird!" | ||
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:''[Also joining in the effort to rescue [[Bart]] is [[Sting (character)|Sting]].]'' | :''[Also joining in the effort to rescue [[Bart]] is [[Sting (character)|Sting]].]'' | ||
:'''[[Marge]]''': "Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest." | :'''[[Marge]]''': "Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest." | ||
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Revision as of 09:23, August 7, 2010
- [Looking for a snack, Homer finds several containers of Neapolitan ice cream in the freezer.]
- Homer: [in anticipation] "Mmmm ... chocolate!"
- [Homer opens the container and the chocolate ice cream is all gone. The strawberry and vanilla, however, are completely untouched.]
- Homer: "D'oh! [tries another container] Mmmm...chocolate! [same results] D'oh!"
- [Homer checkes the rest of the containers and they're all the same: Chocolate all gone and strawberry and vanilla untouched.]
- Homer: [hollering] "Marge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!"
- [Bart plays his first prank with the Superstar Celebrity Microphone. The victim is Homer.]
- Bart: [on radio] "People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. We have captured your President. He was delicious!"
- [Homer screams, runs out of the kitchen, and fetches a shotgun.]
- [Bart and his microphone strike again. This time the victims are Rod and Todd Flanders.]
- Bart: [on radio] "Rod! Todd! This is God!"
- Rod: "How did you get on the radio?"
- Bart: "Whaddya mean, 'How did I get on the radio?' I created the universe! Stupid kid."
- [Rod and Todd quickly fall to their kness and clasp their hands.]
- Todd: "Forgive my brother, we believe you!"
- Bart: "Talk is cheap. Here is a test of your faith. Walk through the wall; I will remove it for you!"
- [Rod makes the attempt and walks into the wall.]
- Bart: "Later." [laughs]
- Todd: "What do you want from us?"
- Bart: "I got a job for you. Bring forth all the cookies from your kitchen and leave them on the Simpsons' porch."
- Rod: "But those cookies belong to our parents!"
- Bart: [grumbles] "Look, do you want a happy God or a vengeful God?"
- Todd: [quickly] "Happy God!"
- Bart: "Then quit flapping your lip and make with the cookies!"
- Rod and Todd: "Yes, sir!"
- [After hearing Timmy O'Toole's voice in the well, Groundskeeper Willie leaps onto his tractor and drives to town for help.]
- Willie: [cutting several cars off] "Outta my way! Look out, ya horse’s ass!"
- [In an interview with Kent Brockman, Krusty the Clown tells the story of the making of "We're Sending Our Love Down the Well."]
- Krusty: "I called my good friend Sting. He said, 'Krusty, when do you need me?' I said, 'Thursday.' He said, 'I'm busy Thursday.' I said, 'What about Friday?' He said, 'Friday's worse than Thursday.' Then he said, 'How about Saturday?' I said, 'Fine.' True story!"
- [After falling into the well, Bart confesses his prank to Springfield Police officers Lou and Eddie.]
- Bart: "Look, I'll level with you. There is no Timmy 'O Toole. It was just a prank I was playing on everybody."
- Lou: "Well you sure fooled us, kid."
- Eddie: "Hey, I've got an idea for a prank. Let’s go home and go to sleep."
- [They laugh and walk away, leaving Bart in the well.]
- [On Channel 6 News, Kent Brockman interviews Homer and Marge about Bart's being stuck in the well.]
- Kent: "The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents."
- Homer: "It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!"
- Marge: [indignantly] "Homer!!!"
- Homer: "Uh ... Could you edit that last part out?"
- Kent: "Mr. Simpson, we're live, coast-to-coast!"
- Homer: "D'oh!"
- [Led by Homer, a group of townspeople work to dig Bart out of the well after the city of Springfield refuses to help.]
- Barney: "Hey! A dead bird!"
- Moe: "Out of the well!"
- [Everyone runs out of the well in panic. Dr. Hibbert performs a quick autopsy on the dead bird.]
- Dr. Hibbert: "Gentlemen, this bird died of natural causes."
- Moe: "Back in the well!"
- [Also joining in the effort to rescue Bart is Sting.]
- Marge: "Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest."
- Sting: "Not while one of my fans needs me."
- Marge: "Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play one of your albums."
- Homer: [shushing Marge] "Sssshhhh!! Marge, he's a good digger!"
