Difference between revisions of "Some Enchanted Evening/Quotes"
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:'''Marge''': This is Marge Simpson, I'd like a babysitter for the evening. | :'''Marge''': This is Marge Simpson, I'd like a babysitter for the evening. | ||
:'''Receptionist''': Wait a minute. The Simpsons? | :'''Receptionist''': Wait a minute. The Simpsons? | ||
| − | (Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, Lisa and Maggie) | + | (Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, Lisa and Maggie, with the words "NO! NO! NO!" on it.) |
:'''Receptionist''': Lady you've got to be kidding! | :'''Receptionist''': Lady you've got to be kidding! | ||
(Receptionist slams the phone, continues writing, phone rings seconds later) | (Receptionist slams the phone, continues writing, phone rings seconds later) | ||
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(Marge and Homer finish watching Homer’s interview about the “Baby-sitter Bandit” on the news.) | (Marge and Homer finish watching Homer’s interview about the “Baby-sitter Bandit” on the news.) | ||
:'''Homer''': Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright. | :'''Homer''': Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright. | ||
| − | :'''Marge''': Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right. | + | :'''Marge''': Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right. |
{{Season 1 Q}} | {{Season 1 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 15:48, June 8, 2010
(Marge dials the babysitting service))
- Receptionist: Rubber Baby Buggie Bumper Babysitting Service.
- Marge: This is Marge Simpson, I'd like a babysitter for the evening.
- Receptionist: Wait a minute. The Simpsons?
(Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, Lisa and Maggie, with the words "NO! NO! NO!" on it.)
- Receptionist: Lady you've got to be kidding!
(Receptionist slams the phone, continues writing, phone rings seconds later)
- Receptionist: Rubber baby buggie bumper babysitting service.
- Homer: Hello, this is Mr. Ssssamson.
- Receptionist: Did your wife just call a second ago?
- Homer: No, I said Samson, not Simpson.
- Receptionist: Thank God! Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages! Especially that big ape father.
- Homer: (angrily) D'oh! Actually the Simpsons are neighbors of ours and we found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
(Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern)
- Moe: Moe’s Tavern.
- Bart: Is Oliver there?
- Moe: Who?
- Bart: Oliver Klozoff.
- Moe: Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff!
(Bart and Lisa bust out in laughter.)
(Marge and Homer finish watching Homer’s interview about the “Baby-sitter Bandit” on the news.)
- Homer: Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright.
- Marge: Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.
