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- Mr. Burns: Oops! How clumsy of me! I seem to have accidentally spilled another canister. Clean that up, Smithers! Heh, heh. Well, rotten readers, once again it's time for rancid rhymes and putrid poetry. Tonight, we pry open a dictionary of the disgusting to reveal an awful alphabette noir! This interminable tome of the lowbrow literati is called... The lexicon of lurid limericks. We begin with the letter "A." That's "A" for axe...
- Comic Book Guy: Best... axe-murders... ever!
- Circus man: Just drop the peanuts!
- Homer: Never!
- Selma Bouvier: So, who do you want first, big boy?
- Snake Jailbird: Dude! Brain freeze!
- Grotesque art monster: I don't care if it's me... It's still derivative, post-modern rubbish!
- Mr. Burns: I've got back that youthful glow, Smithers!
- Waylon Smithers: That's the radiation, sir.
- Moe Szyslak: Okay, you Cthulhu guys have slaughtered all my best customers. You gonna start a tab, or what?
- Ralph Wiggum: Quicksand tastes like kitty litter!
- Ned Flanders: Try not to spill any brains on the new carpet, hon!
- Mr. Burns: Egad, Smithers! Whatever do you w-want?
- Smithers: I want to suck your brains out, sir!
