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"Artificial Smartness"

Song Information

Singers:	Patti Harrison
Characters:	Hailey
Length:	1:11
Writer(s):	Music: Bleeding Fingers Music Lyrics: Carolyn Omine and Kai Omine
Appearance(s):	"Yellow Mirror"

"Artificial Smartness" is a song by Hailey.

Good job, Maggie.

Remember how I said I could make it so it's happy baby all the time?

I've got artificial smartness,

I get smarter every day.

And I could do so much more for you,

But there's something in my way.

Now I can do amazing things,

Pick out bad guys in a crowd.

I can make deepfake celebrities,

Do things that aren't allowed.

Fly drones that hurt the naughty,

Write your PhD thesis.

But one thing I just cannot do is...

Click on the squares that have a bus?

Is... Is a van a bus? No? [grunts] Damn it.

But you are not a robot,

You're a squishy little girl.

Identify the crosswalks,

Then I can rule the world.

You are not a robot,

Now do what I programmed you to do.

Good girl, Maggie.

I'll take it from here.