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Bart: Well, what do you know? Homer's having a cow!

Lisa: But what happened to dear old Dad? What?

Narrator: What indeed? Let us turn back the atomic clock! A Mr. Homer Simpson is with two of his children visiting the local Museum of Atomic Oddities. Mr. Simpson is hungry. As Mr. Simpson sneaks off to find the candy vending machine, he notices a unique display.

Frankenstein's Living Heart: Eat...me...

Narrator: Mr. Simpson removes the beating heart of Frankenstein, mistaking it for a sandwich!

Lisa: Where'd Dad go?

Bart: Either he's found something to eat, or he's using the toilet. Both sound pretty much the same, y'know.

Lisa: Well, it looks like you're the man of the house now, Bart.

Bart: You mean I wasn't already?

Lisa: He's been spotted around these woods!

Bart: How do you hide a 60-foot Homerstein? I've seen that look in his eyes before! We're lunch!

Lisa: He misses us, Bart.

Bart: Now we've got two gargantuan Homers to feed!

Bart: Why are there two Homers?

Lisa: Elementary, my dear Bartson... ...It looks like a clone of Dad grew from when a piece of him came off during his fight with the Dinomonster.

Bart: A chip off the old Homer! All those years of radiation exposure working at the Power Plant finally paid off!

Bart: If that don't beat all get out.

Lisa: It is an awfully romantic tune.