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- Red-haired woman: Excuse me sir, but I--
- Homer: I'm innocent!
- Red-haired woman: I couldn't help noticing... That when the light hits you a certain way... You're... ...handsome.
- Bart:}} Oh, that!
- Homer: Bart.
- Bart: Well, you're a few years too late, lady. Dad's a happily married man... huh, Homer?
- Homer: Bart.
- Red-haired woman: But you don't understand... I'm a very influential film producer.
- Bart: Yeah, and Homer and I are famous TV stars.
- Homer: Well, if my name isn't Homer Simpson.
- Bart: Uh, Homer, you might not want to mention that in front of them.
- Pink-haired mother: Homer... Simp--
- Bart: Boy, she was out of here like a locust!
- Blonde woman: No, wait. Don't tell me.
- Homer: OK, if you insist.
- Blonde woman: It's on the tip of my tongue.
- Homer: Chocolate sprinkles are on mine.
- Blonde woman: No, don't tell me, don't-- Palm Beach! We tangoed!
- Homer: Yecch... can't say I remember that.
- Blonde woman: But we broke bread!
- Homer: That I would remember!
- Blonde woman: You left without saying goodbye!
- Homer: I couldn't say a word. My mouth was full of broken bread.
- Blonde woman: So... so sad. It could have been sweet.
- Homer: Yeah, we could've broken cinnamon rolls.
- Bart: A man with a comic book attracts a woman like nothing else, so I must warn all men of this dangerous revelation! What's next? The Three Stooges?
- Marge: Can anyone tell me what Bart is talking about?
