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- Mr. Burns: You know, Smithers, I think our public image could use a spiffing up!
- Waylon Smithers: I'll put together a think tank of company employees, sir!
- Mr. Burns: Excellent! Why hire advertising lackeys when we have a whole plant full of similar idiots?
- Smithers: Mr. Burns would like you to come up with ideas to make us more accepted in the community.
- Homer: Hey! I'm not paid to think!
- Lenny Leonard: Why don't you put great big handles on the outside of the reactors so they look like giant steaming coffee cups?
- Carl Carlson: To make it even more appealing, you could build a giant cement donut next to them!
- Homer: Mmm... Giant cement donut.
- Carl: That oughta build confidence!
- Homer: What do you know? I am paid to think!
- Mr. Burns: What is Venezuela like this time of year?
- Smithers: I'll fuel up the private jet, sir.
