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Marge: It's a beautiful, sunny day! You should be out having fun, not laughing yourselves silly, watching TV! Now, go!
Bart: Awww, mom...!

Bart: This smells! What are we gonna do?
Milhouse Van Houten: I know! Hey, if we can't watch "Itchy & Scratchy"... ...let's play "Itchy & Scratchy"!
Bart: I call Itchy.
Milhouse: All riiight!

Milhouse: But which Itchy & Scratchy are we? Soldiers? Astronauts? Jazz dancers? Which, Bart? Which?
Bart: Hmmm... Excellent question. How about I'm a talk show host and you're...
Milhouse: Ooowww! M-my chest! It hurts! It hurts! Mommy! Bart poked meeeee...!
Bart: Oh, well. At least that was somethin'.