Difference between revisions of "Bad Milhouse/Quotes"

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Kirk Van Houten: Hey, wait, where are you going?

Milhouse Van Houten: I'm gonna ride around and see if anyone says Happy Birthday to me.

Kirk: You'll be back! Just like your mother.

Milhouse: Hey! Watch where you're going!

Sherri or Terri: You killed my sister, you klutz!

Milhouse: Nunh-unh! If I did, you'd be dead, too.

Sherri or Terri: What are you talking about?

Milhouse: You're twins, whatever she feels, you feel!

Sherri or Terri: That's the dumbest--

Milhouse: Dad! Something horrible happened!

Kirk: Your mother re-married?!

Milhouse: No, I accidentally killed someone.

Kirk: Oh, phew!

Milhouse: A couple people, actually...

Kirk: Still, phew!

Kirk: Yes, officer?

Chief Wiggum: Sorry to bother you, Milhouse's dad... We found a couple bodies, and we think Milhouse is involved.

Kirk: I don't think so.

Chief Wiggum: Well, he was seen in the area wearing this jacket found at the scene.

Kirk: That's a very common jacket.

Chief Wiggum: And we found his tricycle by the bodies.

Kirk: Could be coincidence.

Chief Wiggum: And there was this note: "I'm sorry I killed the twins. Sincerely, Milhouse"

Kirk: Um, I'll call you when he gets home.

Chief Wiggum: Great! Then I don't have to wait around here.

Marge: Homer, will you stop passing gas all over? The house stinks!

Homer: Why do you always blame me? You have some farts, Maggie? You have some farts?

Maggie: Giggle

Marge: Alright kids, your father and I are going out to see the new Buzz Pepoy movie.

Bart: And you're leaving Grandpa here to watch us?

Homer: Of course not. You're watching Grandpa... ...And Nelson's here to watch you.

Bart: I'm calling the cops!

Milhouse: Because I'm living in the walls?

Bart: No, because you're stealing someone else's characters.

Nelson Muntz: Yeah, the only person who writes Larry Snotter stories is author J.K. Peyer! Or else!

Milhouse: But it's fair use!

Milhouse: Are you going to arrest me for killing all those people now?

Chief Wiggum: No, I'm arresting you for copyright violation. You're going to jail for a long, long time.