Difference between revisions of "The Secret Origin of Bug Boy/Quotes"

Latest revision as of 13:18, May 20, 2026

Radioactive Man: ...and ever since that day, I've been Zenith City's atomic-powered hero!

Lure Lass: Giggle! That's so manly.

Weasel Woman: And that metal bolt in your head is so big!

Bug Boy: Listen to those females fawn over him, Plasmo. Does Radioactive Man have an IQ of 350, like I do? Could he have taught these lowly mosquitoes to speak English in only three hours?

Mosquito 1: Just two hours for me!

Mosquito 2: Braggart!

Captain Squid: Why, it's you, Bug Boy! Tell us your secret origin!

Bug Boy: I believe it is my choice, Captain Squid, and I choose truth!

Radioactive Man: Then, tell us the truth about your secret origin!

Bug Boy: Fine. If you are going to be that way, I choose dare.

Radioactive Man: We dare you to tell us your secret origin!

Bug Boy: Look! A moose!!

Captain Squid: In our skyscraper headquarters?!?

Plasmo: Why, I'll turn my head to look at that!

Purple Badge of Courage: But... but I don't see... Jeepers! Now Bug Boy's gone as well!!

Weasel Woman: Wha...?

Radioactive Man: He must have dematerialized with some sort of mental power from that fantastic mutant brain of his.

Plasmo: I'll bet he did the same with the moose! Amazing!

Bug Boy: To the world at large, I'm Professor Bix Bentley from Cowhunk, Ohio... a world famous mutant boy genius, crime fighter, and talk show pundit.... ...but my real name is Bix 32-22-7, and I'm actually from the planet Kranium-4... a planet where my 350 point IQ made me as different from my friends there... as it does on Earth.

Bug Boy: It took ony a moment for the ship to attain sub-orbital altitude. Once I'd made sure I didn't have to go potty... ...I set my course for Earth and fired up the hyper-engine... ...completely obliterating Kranium-4 with the exhaust of my interdimensional drive in the process. Then I went potty after all.