Difference between revisions of "Cleanliness Is Next to Marge-liness/Quotes"

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Marge: Now I'm going to take a nice, long, relaxing bath, and I want you all to take care of yourselves for a little while!

Bart: No problemo, Mom!

Lisa: Don't worry, Mom. We'll be fine!

Homer: But...but...what if Maggie starts burping or the sink starts leaking or vice versa? I don't think I can make it without you, Marge!

Marge: Just handle it, Homer. This is my one chance all week to relax! So no one bothers me unless it's an emergency, understood?

Homer: Yes, ma'am.

Homer: Uh...um... Marge...?

Marge: What is it, Homer?

Homer: I'm sorry to bother you, but the dog ran away, Lisa's been arrested for an environmental protest, Bart painted the cat orange, and I accidentally backed the car into a fire truck.

Marge: Well, that was a pleasant five minutes.

Homer: Also, someone ate the entire berry pie. I think it might have been Maggie.