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| − | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, it's only the second day of half | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, it's only the second day of half term holidays. How can you be bored already? |
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mum won't let me watch TV. | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mum won't let me watch TV. | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Well, I'm filling the lonely hours away | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Well, I'm filling the lonely hours away from school by trying out career ideas, like "Crusading Civil Rights/Environmental Lawyer". I'm also operating a model, communal, organic farm. This tractor is solar-powered. It's going to be tough to find a way to make a fair profit and offer free daycare, but that's what half terms are for. |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} I'd like to try out a | + | ---- |
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} What about you Bart, how are you planning to make the best use of your half terms? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} I'd like to try out a career, too. How about slot jockey? All you need are a pair of sweat pants, a cup full of nickels, and a taste for adventure. | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} You're too young. | {{qf|Lisa}} You're too young. | ||
| − | {{qf|Bart}} How about surly short-order | + | {{qf|Bart}} How about surly, short-order cook? |
{{qf|Lisa}} You can't cook! | {{qf|Lisa}} You can't cook! | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Fiendish-but-lovable con man? | {{qf|Bart}} Fiendish-but-lovable con man? | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} It's | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It's illegal! |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} How about | + | {{qf|Bart}} How about Top Gun crop duster. Neeeeeeeeooow! |
{{qf|Lisa}} Bart!!! | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart!!! | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I | + | ---- |
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I thought your mother said no TV? | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Lisa talked her out of it. | {{qf|Bart}} Lisa talked her out of it. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} She'll make a | + | {{qf|Homer}} She'll make a heckuva lawyer someday. |
[[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | [[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:15, May 6, 2026
- Lisa: Bart, it's only the second day of half term holidays. How can you be bored already?
- Bart: Mum won't let me watch TV.
- Lisa: Well, I'm filling the lonely hours away from school by trying out career ideas, like "Crusading Civil Rights/Environmental Lawyer". I'm also operating a model, communal, organic farm. This tractor is solar-powered. It's going to be tough to find a way to make a fair profit and offer free daycare, but that's what half terms are for.
- Lisa: What about you Bart, how are you planning to make the best use of your half terms?
- Bart: I'd like to try out a career, too. How about slot jockey? All you need are a pair of sweat pants, a cup full of nickels, and a taste for adventure.
- Lisa: You're too young.
- Bart: How about surly, short-order cook?
- Lisa: You can't cook!
- Bart: Fiendish-but-lovable con man?
- Lisa: It's illegal!
- Bart: How about Top Gun crop duster. Neeeeeeeeooow!
- Lisa: Bart!!!
- Homer: I thought your mother said no TV?
- Bart: Lisa talked her out of it.
- Homer: She'll make a heckuva lawyer someday.
