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{{qf|Narration}} Old Moe the sap went to the tap... to get his customer a beer. But when he drew nigh... the tap had run dry... and his poor customer burst into tears.
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Whatsamatta, Homer?
 
{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Whatsamatta, Homer?
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge says I'm getting a beer belly, but I'm not!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} [[Marge]] says I'm getting a beer belly, but I'm not!
{{qf|Moe}} Aw, have a beer on the house. You'll feel better.
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{{qf|Moe}} Aw. Have a beer on the house. You'll feel better.
 
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{{qf|Moe}} Sorry, Homer. Free beer called on account of Barney.
 
{{qf|Moe}} Sorry, Homer. Free beer called on account of Barney.
 
{{qf|Homer}} You think I'm fat, too! I knew it!
 
{{qf|Homer}} You think I'm fat, too! I knew it!
 
{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} [HIC] I think he looks pretty good!
 
{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} [HIC] I think he looks pretty good!
 
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Latest revision as of 10:30, May 6, 2026



Narration: Old Moe the sap went to the tap... to get his customer a beer. But when he drew nigh... the tap had run dry... and his poor customer burst into tears.

Moe Szyslak: Whatsamatta, Homer?
Homer: Marge says I'm getting a beer belly, but I'm not!
Moe: Aw. Have a beer on the house. You'll feel better.

Moe: Sorry, Homer. Free beer called on account of Barney.
Homer: You think I'm fat, too! I knew it!
Barney Gumble: [HIC] I think he looks pretty good!