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{{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} The Ab-muset is the number one workout not recommended by fitness expert's. And the only one to be endorsed by genetically modified fitness monkeys.
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{{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} The [[Ab-Miser]] is the number one workout not recommended by fitness experts. And the only one to be endorsed by genetically modified fitness monkeys.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} You know, with bake sale season coming up, I could stand to lose a few pounds. The Brochure says this will be me in three months.
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{{qf|[[Homer]] & [[Bart]]}} Awesome!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} You know, with bake sale season coming up, I could stand to lose a few pounds.
{{qf|Sign}} 4 to 6 weeks later...
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Whoa, mom! You've really worked up a sweat.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Whoa, mom! You’ve really worked up a sweat.
{{qf|Marge}} You wouldn't think it would be that hard to put together.
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{{qf|Marge}} You wouldn’t think it would be that hard to put together.
{{qf|Lisa}} It sure doesn't look very safe.
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{{qf|Lisa}} It sure doesn’t look very safe.
{{qf|Marge}} You know what they say, honey! "No pain, no gain!"
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{{qf|Marge}} You know what they say, honey! “No pain, no gain!
{{qf|Sign}} Moments later...
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{{qf|Marge}} The pain!!! The agonizing pain!!!
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Take two a day, and you should be back on your feet in no time.
{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Take two a day and you should be back on your feet in no time.
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{{qf|Marge}} Thanks, Doc. It’s too bad there’s nothing you can prescribe to protect people from shoddy merchandise.
{{qf|Marge}} Thanks, Doc. It's too bad there's nothing you can prescribe to protect people from shoddy merchandise.
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{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Oh there is, but I’m afraid your insurance doesn't cover it. Ah-hee-hee-hee!
{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Oh there is, but I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover it. Ah-hee-hee-heee!
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 11:03, May 3, 2026



Rainer Wolfcastle: The Ab-Miser is the number one workout not recommended by fitness experts. And the only one to be endorsed by genetically modified fitness monkeys.

Marge: You know, with bake sale season coming up, I could stand to lose a few pounds.

Lisa: Whoa, mom! You’ve really worked up a sweat.
Marge: You wouldn’t think it would be that hard to put together.
Lisa: It sure doesn’t look very safe.
Marge: You know what they say, honey! “No pain, no gain!”

Dr. Hibbert: Take two a day, and you should be back on your feet in no time.
Marge: Thanks, Doc. It’s too bad there’s nothing you can prescribe to protect people from shoddy merchandise.
Dr. Hibbert: Oh there is, but I’m afraid your insurance doesn't cover it. Ah-hee-hee-hee!