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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Hold still!
 
{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Hold still!
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} This is gonna be so cool! This tattoo will make me the toughest kid in school. Behold!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} This is gonna be so cool! This tattoo will make me the toughest kid in school.
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{{qf|Bart}} Behold!
 
{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} We are not worthy!
 
{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} We are not worthy!
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Mother warned me about tattooed hooligans like you!
 
{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Mother warned me about tattooed hooligans like you!
 
{{qf|Bart}} Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
 
{{qf|Bart}} Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
{{qf|[[Sherri]] or [[Terri]]}} Oooo, Bart!
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{{qf|[[Sherri Mackleberry]]}} Oooo, Bart!
{{qf|Sherri or Terri}} Isn't he dreamy?
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{{qf|[[Terri Mackleberry]]}} Isn’t he dreamy?
{{qf|Bart}} And Homer will finally give me the respect I dserve.  
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Well, boy, looks like you're finally a man. C'mon, drive us down to Moe's to celebrate.
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{{qf|Bart}} And Homer will finally give me the respect I deserve.
{{qf|Bart}} Is it done? Is it done?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Well, boy, looks like you’re finally a man. C’mon, drive us down to [[Moe's]] to celebrate.
{{qf|Milhouse}} The next part's gonna hurt a bit.
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{{qf|Bart}} Bring it on! Yeoow!
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{{qf|Bart}} Freedie. Who’s Freedie?
{{qf|Milhouse}} Sorry!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Maybe I should’ve used more spit.
{{qf|Bart}} Freedie. Who's Freedie?
 
{{qf|Milhouse}} Maybe, I should've used more spit.
 
  
 
[[Category:Comic strips quotes]]
 
[[Category:Comic strips quotes]]

Latest revision as of 16:34, May 2, 2026



Milhouse Van Houten: Hold still!
Bart: This is gonna be so cool! This tattoo will make me the toughest kid in school.

Bart: Behold!
Jimbo Jones: We are not worthy!

Principal Skinner: Mother warned me about tattooed hooligans like you!
Bart: Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
Sherri Mackleberry: Oooo, Bart!
Terri Mackleberry: Isn’t he dreamy?

Bart: And Homer will finally give me the respect I deserve.
Homer: Well, boy, looks like you’re finally a man. C’mon, drive us down to Moe's to celebrate.

Bart: Freedie. Who’s Freedie?
Milhouse: Maybe I should’ve used more spit.