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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Thanks for taking me to this exhibit, dad. It’s fascinating to see how far mankind has evolved.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Thanks for taking me to this exhibit, dad. It's fascinating to see how far mankind has evolved.
 
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I thought we just left the exhibit.
 
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I thought we just left the exhibit.
 
{{qf|Lisa}} That was the gift shop, dad.
 
{{qf|Lisa}} That was the gift shop, dad.
{{qf|Homer}} You mean we don’t get to eat yet?
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{{qf|Homer}} You mean we don't get to eat yet?
 
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{{qf|[[Neanderthal exhibit tour guide]]}} Early man was ruled by his stomach, scavenging food wherever he could find it.
 
{{qf|[[Neanderthal exhibit tour guide]]}} Early man was ruled by his stomach, scavenging food wherever he could find it.
{{qf|Lisa}} Wow, I guess anything’s better than fighting against that thing!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Wow, I guess anything's better than fighting against that thing!
 
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{{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} But sometimes hunger drove him to extreme measures.
 
{{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} But sometimes hunger drove him to extreme measures.
{{qf|Homer}} Chocolately goodness... come to papa! Aww, it’s stuck!
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{{qf|Homer}} Chocolately goodness... come to papa! Aww, it's stuck!
 
{{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} Neanderthals relied on brute strength and simple tools to get what they wanted.
 
{{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} Neanderthals relied on brute strength and simple tools to get what they wanted.
 
{{qf|Homer}} Ooo--oooh, stupid machine!
 
{{qf|Homer}} Ooo--oooh, stupid machine!
 
{{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} But often brute strength was not enough. In fact, it could lead to fatal mistakes!
 
{{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} But often brute strength was not enough. In fact, it could lead to fatal mistakes!
 
{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, no!
 
{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, no!
{{qf|Homer}} You think you’re so smart. I’ll show you!
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{{qf|Homer}} You think you're so smart. I'll show you!
 
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{{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} Such "mistakes" were nature's way of making sure only the smartest survived. Leave him be, little girl. It's nature's way.
 
{{qf|Neanderthal exhibit tour guide}} Such "mistakes" were nature's way of making sure only the smartest survived. Leave him be, little girl. It's nature's way.

Latest revision as of 17:17, April 26, 2026



Lisa: Thanks for taking me to this exhibit, dad. It's fascinating to see how far mankind has evolved.
Homer: I thought we just left the exhibit.
Lisa: That was the gift shop, dad.
Homer: You mean we don't get to eat yet?

Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: Early man was ruled by his stomach, scavenging food wherever he could find it.
Lisa: Wow, I guess anything's better than fighting against that thing!

Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: But sometimes hunger drove him to extreme measures.
Homer: Chocolately goodness... come to papa! Aww, it's stuck!
Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: Neanderthals relied on brute strength and simple tools to get what they wanted.
Homer: Ooo--oooh, stupid machine!
Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: But often brute strength was not enough. In fact, it could lead to fatal mistakes!
Lisa: Oh, no!
Homer: You think you're so smart. I'll show you!

Neanderthal exhibit tour guide: Such "mistakes" were nature's way of making sure only the smartest survived. Leave him be, little girl. It's nature's way.
Homer: I want my candy!