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| − | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} [[Springfield]] is directly in the path of Hurricane Nixon, which has been maneuvering a sly and shifty path ever since it arrived here from [[China]]—first evading the left, then dodging right—right to our front door. On the highways, a combination of high winds and a strong | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} [[Springfield]] is directly in the path of Hurricane Nixon, which has been maneuvering a sly and shifty path ever since it arrived here from [[China]]—first evading the left, then dodging right—right to our front door. On the highways, a combination of high winds and a strong truckers' union have kept fresh supplies from entering our area, causing a very real threat to the local food supply. |
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, the Flanders family did invite us over to their house for dinner. | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, the Flanders family did invite us over to their house for dinner. | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, no! | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, no! Nothin' doin'! There's no way I'm going to sit through an entire meal with that jerk, Flanders. I'd rather die first! |
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| − | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} I am very sorry, Mr. Homer, but my store is empty with food. You may want to give Try | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} I am very sorry, Mr. Homer, but my store is empty with food. You may want to give Try 'N' Save a whiz! |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} No, I | + | {{qf|Homer}} No, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I just want some food! |
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Excellent, Smithers, now tell him to suddenly remember he has just one more can. | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Excellent, Smithers, now tell him to suddenly remember he has just one more can. | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Base to [[Soylent Green]], base to Soylent Green. Now say, wait a moment, | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Base to [[Soylent Green]], base to Soylent Green. Now say, wait a moment, I've found one last can... repeat, one last can. |
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| − | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} ...And thank you, Lord, for allowing us to share with those who have no food or money. I won't mention any names... heck, you know the Simpsons and their financial situation better than I do. |
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Latest revision as of 17:11, April 26, 2026
- Kent Brockman: Springfield is directly in the path of Hurricane Nixon, which has been maneuvering a sly and shifty path ever since it arrived here from China—first evading the left, then dodging right—right to our front door. On the highways, a combination of high winds and a strong truckers' union have kept fresh supplies from entering our area, causing a very real threat to the local food supply.
- Marge: Well, the Flanders family did invite us over to their house for dinner.
- Homer: Oh, no! Nothin' doin'! There's no way I'm going to sit through an entire meal with that jerk, Flanders. I'd rather die first!
- Apu: I am very sorry, Mr. Homer, but my store is empty with food. You may want to give Try 'N' Save a whiz!
- Homer: No, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I just want some food!
- Mr. Burns: Excellent, Smithers, now tell him to suddenly remember he has just one more can.
- Waylon Smithers: Base to Soylent Green, base to Soylent Green. Now say, wait a moment, I've found one last can... repeat, one last can.
- Ned Flanders: ...And thank you, Lord, for allowing us to share with those who have no food or money. I won't mention any names... heck, you know the Simpsons and their financial situation better than I do.
