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| − | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Good heavens, Smithers | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} You look too intelligent to be a comic reader! |
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| + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Good heavens, Smithers, that was my last vial of oil of vitriol. Displease me again, and you're fired! Now, out of my sight! | ||
| + | {{qf|Smithers}} I'm sorry, sir. | ||
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} And slam the door on yourself when you leave! | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} And slam the door on yourself when you leave! | ||
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{{qf|Smithers}} Oh, he's right! I'm toadying when I should be kowtowing, and my groveling isn't as slavish as it used to be. What's a yes-man to do? | {{qf|Smithers}} Oh, he's right! I'm toadying when I should be kowtowing, and my groveling isn't as slavish as it used to be. What's a yes-man to do? | ||
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| − | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Maybe it's time for a new lap dog. Let's see who's in the pound... | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Maybe it's time for a new lap dog. Let's see who's in the pound... hmmm. Nobody plays second banana like a former vice-president. |
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| − | {{qf|Smithers}} "...Remember the three " | + | {{qf|Smithers}} "...Remember the three "c"s: cower, cringe, compliment." I can do that in my sleep! According to this book, I'm doing everything right! Where can I turn? Well, I've tried the best that quick-fix advice books have to offer. I guess the next logical step is the alcohol-infused wisdom of the common man. |
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ...And let me tell you one thing for sure! They haven't made a relationship problem that can't be solved by five simple words: "Honey-have-you-lost-weight?" I guarantee it! | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ...And let me tell you one thing for sure! They haven't made a relationship problem that can't be solved by five simple words: "Honey-have-you-lost-weight?" I guarantee it! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} You tell 'im, Homer. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Smithers}} I've been fawning over Mr. Burns's intellect and charm, but I've neglected his superior looks. I won't forget this, Homer Simpson! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh, who am I kidding? I couldn't replace Smithers. He's the yin to my yang, the Europe to my [[Ghengis Khan]], the everyone else to my [[Frank Sinatra]]. Only an ungrateful tyrant would fire a world class truckler like Waylon Smithers. | ||
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, why has your pay check been reduced by half? | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, why has your pay check been reduced by half? | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Ummm... | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ummm... gee, honey, have you lost weight? |
[[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | [[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:44, April 13, 2026
- Waylon Smithers: You look too intelligent to be a comic reader!
- Mr. Burns: Good heavens, Smithers, that was my last vial of oil of vitriol. Displease me again, and you're fired! Now, out of my sight!
- Smithers: I'm sorry, sir.
- Mr. Burns: And slam the door on yourself when you leave!
- Smithers: Oh, he's right! I'm toadying when I should be kowtowing, and my groveling isn't as slavish as it used to be. What's a yes-man to do?
- Mr. Burns: Maybe it's time for a new lap dog. Let's see who's in the pound... hmmm. Nobody plays second banana like a former vice-president.
- Smithers: "...Remember the three "c"s: cower, cringe, compliment." I can do that in my sleep! According to this book, I'm doing everything right! Where can I turn? Well, I've tried the best that quick-fix advice books have to offer. I guess the next logical step is the alcohol-infused wisdom of the common man.
- Homer: ...And let me tell you one thing for sure! They haven't made a relationship problem that can't be solved by five simple words: "Honey-have-you-lost-weight?" I guarantee it!
- Barney Gumble: You tell 'im, Homer.
- Smithers: I've been fawning over Mr. Burns's intellect and charm, but I've neglected his superior looks. I won't forget this, Homer Simpson!
- Mr. Burns: Oh, who am I kidding? I couldn't replace Smithers. He's the yin to my yang, the Europe to my Ghengis Khan, the everyone else to my Frank Sinatra. Only an ungrateful tyrant would fire a world class truckler like Waylon Smithers.
- Marge: Homer, why has your pay check been reduced by half?
- Homer: Ummm... gee, honey, have you lost weight?
