Difference between revisions of "Grampa's Day/Quotes"

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Grampa: I’m going to get my pills. Anyone need anything?

Homer: Well, unh…

Marge: Hmmm…

Lisa: Gee, I…

Grampa: Dadburn it! You think I’m too old to do a simple task?

Grampa: I’ll teach them who’s capable! I’ll get them so many protractors… and pipers… and... Who am I?

Dr. Hibbert: Remember, it’s very important to wait an hour after the blue pill before taking the green!

Grampa: Nuts to that!

[5 minutes later]

Grampa: Ahhhhh! The mailbox wants to have my baby!

Grampa: You all think I’m an idiot. Well, I had a tough day, tougher than you’ll ever have! But you know what? I got your stupid diapers!

Marge: Where are they?

Grampa: I’m wearing them?