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- Grampa: Looks like those good-fer-nothin’s forgot my birthday again.
- Old people: Surprise!
- Alice Glick: Happy birthday from all eight of us!
- Grampa: What the--!!
- Homer: We’re only staying for ten minutes, so don’t make any friends. And remember, if he asks about our spare bedroom, we’re renting it to a family of orphans.
- Grampa: A half-eaten box of chocolate laxatives?!
- Bart: What’re laxatives?
- Marge: I’ll tell you on the way to the restroom.
- Grampa: That’s the worst gift I ever got! When are you gonna learn, old people have feelings too!?
- Homer: Like you ever gave me a good birthday present! If Mom hadn’ta reminded you, I would never have had birthdays at all! And another thing-- Where's that restroom?!!
- Grampa: And you people! The only reason you throw these parties is to brighten up your own dreary lives and suck up to the guy with the will! I don’t need you or your stupid party. Get out!
