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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, what happened to all my macaroni and cheese product? I was going to eat that for my between snack meal! | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, what happened to all my macaroni and cheese product? I was going to eat that for my between snack meal! | ||
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I used the macaroni for my diorama of famous women in herstory. See there's [[Betsy Ross]], [[Marie Curie|Madame Curie]], [[Billie Jean King]], Janis Joplin, and Mom. | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I used the macaroni for my diorama of famous women in herstory. See there's [[Betsy Ross]], [[Marie Curie|Madame Curie]], [[Billie Jean King]], Janis Joplin, and Mom. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Lisa, how could you? You | + | {{qf|Homer}} Lisa, how could you? You don't see me using your... jazz records to make a diorama of... macaroni, do ya? |
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's not your mother's birthday! |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, it's not the 2nd. It's not even January! You haven't used that calendar since we gave it to you three years ago!! |
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{{qf|[[Apu]]}} ...or you could get her a yard-long chili dog, a can of corn which has been creamed, an 82-ounce cherry chutney [[Squishee]], now with more squish, a rainbow-colored whirly toy on a bendy straw, or perhaps this alluring quotation which you use to decorate the bumper of your vehicle? | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} ...or you could get her a yard-long chili dog, a can of corn which has been creamed, an 82-ounce cherry chutney [[Squishee]], now with more squish, a rainbow-colored whirly toy on a bendy straw, or perhaps this alluring quotation which you use to decorate the bumper of your vehicle? | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} If it were my birthday, | + | {{qf|Homer}} If it were my birthday, I'd love any of those, but I can't get those things for Marge... |
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} You know that old saying, | + | {{qf|Homer}} You know that old saying, it's the thought that counts? Well, my head is full of thoughts about how much I love you, Marge. |
| − | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homey, | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homey, that's the sweetest present ever! |
{{qf|Homer}} ...And I love your blue hair, and I love your pretty smile, and your adorable, uh, meatloaf... and your... | {{qf|Homer}} ...And I love your blue hair, and I love your pretty smile, and your adorable, uh, meatloaf... and your... | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} If this | + | {{qf|Lisa}} If this weren't an act of sheer laziness, this would be a beautiful moment. |
| − | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, but | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, but you've got to admire his genius. |
[[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | [[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:38, February 26, 2026
- Homer: Hey, what happened to all my macaroni and cheese product? I was going to eat that for my between snack meal!
- Lisa: I used the macaroni for my diorama of famous women in herstory. See there's Betsy Ross, Madame Curie, Billie Jean King, Janis Joplin, and Mom.
- Homer: Lisa, how could you? You don't see me using your... jazz records to make a diorama of... macaroni, do ya?
- Homer: It's not your mother's birthday!
- Lisa: Dad, it's not the 2nd. It's not even January! You haven't used that calendar since we gave it to you three years ago!!
- Apu: ...or you could get her a yard-long chili dog, a can of corn which has been creamed, an 82-ounce cherry chutney Squishee, now with more squish, a rainbow-colored whirly toy on a bendy straw, or perhaps this alluring quotation which you use to decorate the bumper of your vehicle?
- Homer: If it were my birthday, I'd love any of those, but I can't get those things for Marge...
- Homer: You know that old saying, it's the thought that counts? Well, my head is full of thoughts about how much I love you, Marge.
- Marge: Homey, that's the sweetest present ever!
- Homer: ...And I love your blue hair, and I love your pretty smile, and your adorable, uh, meatloaf... and your...
- Lisa: If this weren't an act of sheer laziness, this would be a beautiful moment.
- Bart: Yeah, but you've got to admire his genius.
