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{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Oh, Mrs. Homer, your beauty is unsurpassed today. | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Oh, Mrs. Homer, your beauty is unsurpassed today. | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} That's very sweet of you to notice, Apu. |
{{qf|Apu}} You would be wise to capture your appearance this day with a photographic image that will last for eternity. | {{qf|Apu}} You would be wise to capture your appearance this day with a photographic image that will last for eternity. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, my! I think | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, my! I think there's something wrong with your new photo booth. |
{{qf|Apu}} Great galloping Ganesha! I obtained this booth from my cousin who runs the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] just outside the holy temple of Baltapapua-Beshton, where they study the many past lives that people have lived. If there is a mystical connection, then perhaps this photo shows that in your past life, you were a slippery elm. | {{qf|Apu}} Great galloping Ganesha! I obtained this booth from my cousin who runs the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] just outside the holy temple of Baltapapua-Beshton, where they study the many past lives that people have lived. If there is a mystical connection, then perhaps this photo shows that in your past life, you were a slippery elm. | ||
{{qf|Marge}} I knew there was a reason I liked plants. | {{qf|Marge}} I knew there was a reason I liked plants. | ||
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} This will prove my theory that I was [[Kaiser Bill]]! | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} This will prove my theory that I was [[Kaiser Bill]]! | ||
{{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} Maybe this will explain why I like British cooking. | {{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} Maybe this will explain why I like British cooking. | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} | + | {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} I'll bet you a carton of [[Laramie Cigarettes|Laramies]] that I was [[Joan of Arc]]. |
| − | {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} I | + | {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} I don't care who I was as long as I had a husband. |
{{qf|Apu}} Thank you for your patronage. Please come again in your next life! | {{qf|Apu}} Thank you for your patronage. Please come again in your next life! | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Well, | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle, or rather it looks like I was a monkey's uncle. |
{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} A clam? That had better be only one of my past lives. | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} A clam? That had better be only one of my past lives. | ||
{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Huzzah! I, Martin Prince, was once a flashy, preening peacock! | {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Huzzah! I, Martin Prince, was once a flashy, preening peacock! | ||
{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} It seems the master was once the, ahem, loyal servant as this clearly shows me to have been a white rat with a pink tail. What with the scurrying and the cheese, and so forth, [hoo-hay]. | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} It seems the master was once the, ahem, loyal servant as this clearly shows me to have been a white rat with a pink tail. What with the scurrying and the cheese, and so forth, [hoo-hay]. | ||
{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Look, Smithers. I once lived as a sprightly young cheetah. | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Look, Smithers. I once lived as a sprightly young cheetah. | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Sir, I believe | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Sir, I believe that's a lemur. |
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oooh, I was a French cheetah, eh? | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oooh, I was a French cheetah, eh? | ||
[[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | [[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:38, February 26, 2026
- Apu: Oh, Mrs. Homer, your beauty is unsurpassed today.
- Marge: That's very sweet of you to notice, Apu.
- Apu: You would be wise to capture your appearance this day with a photographic image that will last for eternity.
- Marge: Oh, my! I think there's something wrong with your new photo booth.
- Apu: Great galloping Ganesha! I obtained this booth from my cousin who runs the Kwik-E-Mart just outside the holy temple of Baltapapua-Beshton, where they study the many past lives that people have lived. If there is a mystical connection, then perhaps this photo shows that in your past life, you were a slippery elm.
- Marge: I knew there was a reason I liked plants.
- Grampa: This will prove my theory that I was Kaiser Bill!
- Jasper Beardley: Maybe this will explain why I like British cooking.
- Patty Bouvier: I'll bet you a carton of Laramies that I was Joan of Arc.
- Selma Bouvier: I don't care who I was as long as I had a husband.
- Apu: Thank you for your patronage. Please come again in your next life!
- Ned Flanders: Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle, or rather it looks like I was a monkey's uncle.
- Edna Krabappel: A clam? That had better be only one of my past lives.
- Martin Prince: Huzzah! I, Martin Prince, was once a flashy, preening peacock!
- Professor Frink: It seems the master was once the, ahem, loyal servant as this clearly shows me to have been a white rat with a pink tail. What with the scurrying and the cheese, and so forth, [hoo-hay].
- Mr. Burns: Look, Smithers. I once lived as a sprightly young cheetah.
- Waylon Smithers: Sir, I believe that's a lemur.
- Mr. Burns: Oooh, I was a French cheetah, eh?
