Difference between revisions of "Lawn Patrol/Quotes"

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Bart: Kopter One to cargo crew… seek permission to drop cargo load. What is your status?

Homer: Status… hungry!

Marge: Bart! How many times do I have to tell you, no flying helicopters in the house. Go outside!

Bart: But Mom, there’s no room outside. It’s a jungle out there.

Homer: Marge, I never said I was going to mow the lawn. I said I was, uh, going to… mosey a-long to Moe’s bar.

Marge: Homer, what about setting an example for the children? I was going to make your favorite pork casserole, but I won’t make anything if you won’t mow the lawn!

Homer: Great, now I’ll miss Commercial Jingle Karaoke Night at Moe’s.