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| − | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ...And this is the heart of the artichoke. | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} The frog is a symbol of hope for young girls everywhere who dream of someday meeting their prince. To destroy him is to destroy the very innocence of childhood. So classmates, I beg of you, put down your knives and join me in protest! |
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Lisa}} 2, 4, 6, 8, we will not eviscerate!! |
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| + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Lisa, there's no nice way to say this, but the much-misunderstood right to free speech which we unfortunately teach within these very walls is actually a misnomer. As the protest generation of the 1960s proved, the squeaky wheel gets not the grease, but the police baton, the high-powered hose, or in this case, two days of detention. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} ...And this is the heart of the artichoke. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Coward]]}} Eww gross! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Chuck Berger]]}} I can't watch! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} It's hairy like my daddy's neck! | ||
[[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | [[Category:Comic strips quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 11:15, February 9, 2026
- Lisa: The frog is a symbol of hope for young girls everywhere who dream of someday meeting their prince. To destroy him is to destroy the very innocence of childhood. So classmates, I beg of you, put down your knives and join me in protest!
- Lisa: 2, 4, 6, 8, we will not eviscerate!!
- Principal Skinner: Lisa, there's no nice way to say this, but the much-misunderstood right to free speech which we unfortunately teach within these very walls is actually a misnomer. As the protest generation of the 1960s proved, the squeaky wheel gets not the grease, but the police baton, the high-powered hose, or in this case, two days of detention.
- Lisa: ...And this is the heart of the artichoke.
- Coward: Eww gross!
- Chuck Berger: I can't watch!
- Ralph Wiggum: It's hairy like my daddy's neck!
