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{{TB|Call your first witness.}}
 
{{TB|Call your first witness.}}
 
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{{TB|Presenting Sophie Krustofsky…}}
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{{TB|I won't let you down, Dad. {{*}}holds up a picnic basket and pulls out an impossibly long loaf of bread and lots of rubber mackerels{{*}}}}
 
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{{TB|Thank you, Sophie. One down and two to go. All those Hebrew classes sure paid off.}}
 
{{TB|Thank you, Sophie. One down and two to go. All those Hebrew classes sure paid off.}}
 
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{{TB|Mom called them "Sunday School" but…yeah. Happy to help, Dad. {{*}}hugs her father{{*}}}}
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{{TB|Mom called them "Sunday School" but...yeah. Happy to help, Dad. {{*}}hugs her father{{*}}}}
 
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{{TB|But you didn't teach me anything.}}
 
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{{TB|I didn't? But you were such an enthusiastic pisher. Hey…you weren't just there to make time with my daughter, were you?}}
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{{TB|I didn't? But you were such an enthusiastic pisher. Hey...you weren't just there to make time with my daughter, were you?}}
 
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{{TB|That was maybe ten percent of it. The other ninety-nine percent...}}
 
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{{TB|Your school was just a big excuse to keep me from going to regular school.}}
 
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{{TB|Hey…that gives me an idea.}}
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{{TB|Hey...that gives me an idea.}}
 
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Helium Tanks|155}}<br>{{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Clown Bart Prepare His Performance|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Skinner Prepare His Disapproval|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Skinner]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Mr. Simpson, are you ready to proceed with your performance?}}
 
{{TB|Mr. Simpson, are you ready to proceed with your performance?}}
 
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{{TB|Yes, your honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...}}
 
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{{TB|Mr. Simpson, there is no jury.}}
 
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{{TB|Mr. Simpson, it's an audience of one.}}
 
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{{TB|This is going to be good. And by "good" I mean "not good". For you.}}
 
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{{TB|Very well. {{*}}clears throat{{*}} I would like to call as my first and only witness…}}
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{{TB|Very well. {{*}}clears throat{{*}} I would like to call as my first and only witness...}}
 
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{{TB|Principal Seymour Skinner!}}
 
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{{TB|Hmm. No, I hadn't thought of that.}}
 
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{{TB|So…do you STILL want to shut the school down?}}
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{{TB|Yes. Yes I do.}}
 
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{{TB|Well, you're on the witness stand and that's usually what I tell people on the witness stand to do, so…yes.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} If you must know…}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Helium Tanks|155}}<br>{{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Skinner Confess|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Skinner]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Clown Principal Krusty Take Notes|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Principal Krusty]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Helium Tanks|155}}<br>{{Task|Watch Clown Performances|5}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Skinner Confess|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Skinner]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Clown Principal Krusty Take Notes|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Clown Principal Krusty]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Yeah, yeah, we all freeze during quest time. Now get to the point, Seymour.}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, yeah, we all freeze during quest time. Now get to the point, Seymour.}}
 
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{{TB|The truth is…I applied to clown college right out of high school. It's all I'd ever wanted to do.}}
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{{TB|The truth is...I applied to clown college right out of high school. It's all I'd ever wanted to do.}}
 
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{{TB|But they denied me and that's the reason I joined the army and went to 'Nam.}}
 
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Clown Fire Truck]]|colspan=2}}
 
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Latest revision as of 16:47, January 23, 2026


Trial by Ire
Tapped Out Trial by Ire Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 9
Update: Fears of a Clown
Optional characters: Skinner, Clown Principal Krusty, Sophie Krustofsky, Clown Bart, Dieter Wolfcastle, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): TrialByIre
ID(s): 277019 - 277024
Previous quest(s): Belly Up
Next quest(s): Head Over Banana Peels


Trial by Ire is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fears of a Clown content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between March 5, 2024 and March 13, 2024
Judge Snyder The Court will come to order.
Blue-Haired Lawyer - Confused Your honor, I can't find any precedent for this kind of proceeding.
Judge Snyder The precedent is that this is my courtroom, I'm a lifetime appointee, and your only other choice is to buy me a Winnebago.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Ready to proceed, your honor.
Judge Snyder Are the plaintiffs ready?
Skinner Yes, your honor.
Rev. Lovejoy - Happy Amen to that.
Wiggum I'm just excited to be on this side of the courtroom for a change.
Judge Snyder And are the defendants ready?
Clown Bart We sure are. And hopefully you'll remember this performance in the future when I eventually come up for trial as an adult.
Task: "Collect Helium Tanks" (x115).
Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5).
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Smile Menacingly". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Clown Principal Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Take a Deep Breath". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Sophie Krustofsky is owned: Task: "Make Sophie Krustofsky Get Ready". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Clown Bart is owned: Task: "Make Clown Bart Get Ready". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Dieter Wolfcastle is owned: Task: "Make Dieter Wolfcastle Get Ready". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Judge Snyder Call your first witness.
Clown Principal Krusty Presenting Sophie Krustofsky...
Sophie Krustofsky I won't let you down, Dad. *holds up a picnic basket and pulls out an impossibly long loaf of bread and lots of rubber mackerels*
Rev. Lovejoy - Happy I get it! She's miming the Sermon on the Mount! Oh, that's lovely. If that's what you're teaching in that school, I'm all in! Blessed be the mirthmakers!
Clown Principal Krusty - Happy Thank you, Sophie. One down and two to go. All those Hebrew classes sure paid off.
Sophie Krustofsky Mom called them "Sunday School" but...yeah. Happy to help, Dad. *hugs her father*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Krusty Water Tower

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Clown Principal Krusty - Happy Our next performer is Dieter Wolfcastle.
Wolfcastle What gives, Clown? That is but a very small car painted like a police cruiser. Where is my son?
Wiggum Give it a minute, McBain. Look, the door's opening and a kid dressed as a clown version of Officer Lou is getting out.
Wolfcastle That is not my son. And do not call me McBain.
Wiggum - Surprised But there's more! A clown Officer Eddie and a bunch of other clown cops whose names I never learned.
Wolfcastle - Surprised Where is Dieter? He could not possibly fit in that puny car! Oh wait, there he is! He is the last and fattest cop of all!
Wiggum - Abrupt Is he supposed to be me?
Dieter Wolfcastle - Happy Free donuts for all! *throws donuts at the crowd*
Wiggum - Eyes Wide He is me! That's fantastic!
Wiggum - Guilty Confidentially, I have trouble fitting in a full-sized cop car.
Task: "Collect Helium Tanks" (x115).
Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5).
If Dieter Wolfcastle is owned: Task: "Make Dieter Take a Bow". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Shake His Head". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Clown Principal Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Get Hopeful". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Wiggum I'm taking my name off the lawsuit.
Clown Principal Krusty - Happy Two down and one to go.
Skinner - Stern I suppose you think that was terribly clever, don't you, Krusty?
Skinner - Stern Well, I'm the last plaintiff you've got to entertain, and your only performer left is Bart Simpson and the last person on earth who could entertain me is Bart Simpson.
Clown Principal Krusty The defense calls as our next — and last — performer: Bart Simpson.
Skinner - Surprised *spit take*
Clown Principal Krusty - Eye Roll Courtroom spit take? And they call me a clown.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Elephant

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Clown Bart - Nervous Krusty, I gotta tell you, Principal Skinner is not my biggest fan.
Clown Principal Krusty Relax, kid, just do what we taught you at school.
Clown Bart - Nervous But you didn't teach me anything.
Clown Principal Krusty - Confused I didn't? But you were such an enthusiastic pisher. Hey...you weren't just there to make time with my daughter, were you?
Clown Bart That was maybe ten percent of it. The other ninety-nine percent...
Clown Principal Krusty I can see we didn't teach you any math.
Clown Bart Your school was just a big excuse to keep me from going to regular school.
Clown Principal Krusty - Happy Hey...that gives me an idea.
Task: "Collect Helium Tanks" (x155).
Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5).
If Clown Bart is owned: Task: "Make Clown Bart Prepare His Performance". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Prepare His Disapproval". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Judge Snyder Mr. Simpson, are you ready to proceed with your performance?
Clown Bart Yes, your honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
Judge Snyder Mr. Simpson, there is no jury.
Clown Bart Oh, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen of the audience...
Judge Snyder Mr. Simpson, it's an audience of one.
Skinner This is going to be good. And by "good" I mean "not good". For you.
Clown Bart Very well. *clears throat* I would like to call as my first and only witness...
Clown Bart - Smug Principal Seymour Skinner!
Skinner - Surprised Now, just a minute. I'm not on trial here!
Judge Snyder It looks to me like you are.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mystery Box Token1

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Clown Bart Principal Skinner, has it occurred to you that, in the event that Krusty's clowning school shuts down, students like me will have to return to Springfield Elementary?
Skinner - Puzzled Hmm. No, I hadn't thought of that.
Clown Bart - Smug So...do you STILL want to shut the school down?
Skinner Yes. Yes I do.
Clown Bart - Surprised Whuh? Why do you hate this clown school so much?
Skinner - Annoyed Judge, do I have to answer that?
Judge Snyder Well, you're on the witness stand and that's usually what I tell people on the witness stand to do, so...yes.
Skinner - Sad *sigh* If you must know...
Task: "Collect Helium Tanks" (x155).
Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5).
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Confess". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Clown Principal Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Take Notes". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Skinner - Puzzled Now where was I?
Clown Bart You were about to tell us why you hate the clown school so much.
Skinner Sorry, I lost my train of thought in the few seconds of our time but the hours or maybe days of game-play time.
Clown Bart Yeah, yeah, we all freeze during quest time. Now get to the point, Seymour.
Skinner - Sad The truth is...I applied to clown college right out of high school. It's all I'd ever wanted to do.
Skinner - Sad But they denied me and that's the reason I joined the army and went to 'Nam.
Clown Principal Krusty - Sad It won't make up for the horrible war crimes you've seen or committed, but would you be interested in teaching at my school?
Clown Bart - Annoyed Hey! Your Honor, I thought I was the one asking the questions here.
Judge Snyder Sorry, I was doing the Times crossword puzzle. Uh...overruled!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Clown Fire Truck

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Skinner - Happy Krusty, I'd love to teach at your school.
Clown Principal Krusty - Happy Does that mean you're not suing me anymore?
Skinner Of course not.
Judge Snyder - Happy Case dismissed!
Clown Principal Krusty - Happy Hey everybody, cue "I'm Alright" by Kenny Loggins. We're all gonna get clowned! *loud music and dancing*
Clown Bart - Annoyed *record scratch* This school just got lame and I don't get that reference. I'm dropping out.
Clown Principal Krusty Oh well. Nice working with ya, kid. *resumes music and dancing*
Task: "Collect Helium Tanks" (x195).
Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5).
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Report to Clown School". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studio Office, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Clown Bart is owned: Task: "Make Clown Bart Quit Clown School". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studio Office, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Clown Principal Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Cue the Music". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studio Office, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Civic Center

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Visit Doctor Offices for Helium Tanks Homer, Marge, Lisa, Grampa, Rev. Lovejoy, Wiggum, Skinner, Willie 4h Hibbert Family Practice, Springfield General Hospital, Painless Dentistry, Monroe Family Therapy Center, Brown House Helium Tanks5, XP45
Bulk Order Helium Tanks Leaky Pants, Dieter Wolfcastle, Clown Bart, Clown Principal Krusty, Ring-A-Ling, The Flying Giuseppe Mussel & Flanks, Hello Krusty, Heyus Heyus, School for the Clowning Arts, Brown House Helium Tanks8, XP70


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