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Time Waits for No God

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Better Late Than Forever Requirement(s): myPad Required characters: Mayan Associate God Optional characters: Yahweh, Mr. Burns, God Internal name(s): TimeWaitsForNoGod ID(s): 276020 - 276023 Next quest(s): You've God To Be Kidding Me

Time Waits for No God is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Better Late Than Forever content update. It requires the Mayan Associate God to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on the Mayan Associate God's exclamation mark What strange rumbling has awakened me from my nap? WAZZZUPPPP!!! No. Nah? I refuse to accept that you have come to this land. And I can't believe you had the nerve to wake me up before the invention of coffee. Hey, what happened to Maya-casa es su casa? Why are you even here? Just hanging out, broseph!! I hate that after spending so many years among these people I understand what that means. Nice. Want to sundial and chill while we wait for the apocalypse? No. Your loss, man. Task: "Make Mayan Associate God Sundial and Chill". The job takes 4 hours. Awww yeah, that's the stuff. My good friend, you seem...different today. You ever get freaky with all those arms? And now I suspect that you are not my good friend at all. Please, ignore him. He's a disgrace to my pantheon. Pantheon? I hardly know Theon. Amirite?! What has brought your...cousin...to this land? He has come to annoy me while we wait for the apocalypse. Wasn't that supposed to happen like twelve years ago? Maybe! Maybe? Our calendars are very confusing. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on the Mayan Associate God's exclamation mark So, like, what is there to do around here? Has beer pong been invented yet? I hate every word you say. Man, you're a buzzkill. Isn't there anyone cool around here to partay with? Mayan God, are we still on for the luau next century? Whoa. Dude, you didn't tell me you were hanging out with the old-school gods! ...who is this? Distant cousin. Very distant. Oh. Well, welcome to Springfield. Thanks, my guy! So tell me. What do you guys do for fun? Well, if you're looking for a good time, we could solemnly study religious texts. Nah, man! I'm looking for a party! ...a party? Yeah! I'm trying to party like it's the end of the world. Cuz it almost is! Task: "Make Mayan Associate God Break It Down Mayan Style". The job takes 4 hours. If Yahweh is owned: Task: "Make Yahweh Watch With Morbid Fascination". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Wait, the end of the world? Yeah, man. Heavy stuff. Is that in my book? I feel like I remember seeing that somewhere after the stuff about shellfish. Nah, bro. It's in our calendar. Oh, good. But wasn't that supposed to happen a decade ago? Hey, it's not our fault. You know how hard it is to do calculus with a chisel? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on the Mayan Associate God's exclamation mark Hey, stone face! Uh, me? No, the other stone-faced guy wandering around Springfield. Oh, my cousin. I can go get him if you want. Wait, there's actually two of you now? Yeah...but I'm the only one who can dance. Can I record you? I'm starting a new conspiracy theory that'll make the humans go crazy. Huh? I used to have to sneak into dreams to get them to do crazy things. Now I just have to post cryptic messages online and they do it for me! Go away, old man. You're really cramping my style. Ugh, fine. But move, you're blocking the sun. Man, that guy really chisels me the wrong way. I gotta dance out my feelings... Task: "Make Mayan Associate God Break It Down Mayan Style". The job takes 4 hours. ...can you believe it? They know we exist now, and yet they still don't seem to care! I still don't understand why we had to cut off three of my tentacles. We needed to give them concrete proof of our existence! Yes, but YOU have tentacles. Why did we have to use mine? Or come to think of it, why couldn't we just take a selfie? Whoa! Either my stoney sense is stuck on vibrate, or there's aliens here. Nope, it still works. Hey, aliens! Aah! They have created war golems! That's just one of the gods. Why is everyone here such a downer? By the way, bro, what happened to your tentacles? *angry muttering* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on the Mayan Associate God's exclamation mark I just want to find one person to vibe with. Why is that so hard? Sir! I've found him! Huh? You there. Mayan God. Oh, that's not me. That's my cousin. I'm the Mayan Associate God. It's a similar job...but I don't get human sacrifices. Or insurance. Yes, they stopped doing human sacrifices in my teen years. But I'm mad! We were promised an apocalypse and it hasn't happened, and this is cutting into our profit margins! ...what? And now the environmentalists are demanding that we clean up our messes! If there's one thing I hate, it's consequences. You there! Mayan God! Ugh, is everyone mad at me today? Your pantheon promised an apocalypse, and I built my whole schedule around it. I've had to just throw things together! This is my most slapdash work since the platypus. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, dudes. Let's just take a moment and chill. Some deep breaths while we just...chill out. ...what? If I wanted to be disappointed by a deity, I'd go find my son. Task: "Make Mayan Associate God Sundial and Chill". The job takes 4 hours. If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Leave in Disgust". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Trees, Squidport Entrance, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If God is owned: Task: "Make God Leave in Disgust". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Trees, Squidport Entrance, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Those guys were bogus. You cannot promise a hurricane, and deliver a breeze. Whoa! Scared me there. What was that, slam poetry? It was a lesson. I made the same mistake once. But I can teach you and help you reach enlightenment. ...okay, I'll bite. Everyone in this city...sucks. ...what? So I just got myself a hog! *hops on his motorcycle* You're the first god I've encountered that's made any sense at all. Quest reward: 200 and 20